by Rafa D » Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:33 pm
Another opening day fixture ends with a win for Liverpool ( I wish for once we could draw ) and more importantly, more headline news for our local lad and No. 1 hero, Stevie Me.
He played fantastically, as is the norm for Mr MBE on the opening day and I hope he has the conviction to carry it on at least until next weekend when we get to turn over the walking wounded of the KBG. Then he can go for his annual soul searching crusade, happy in the knowledge that we've got 6 points in the bag and he won't have to spit his dummy out for being asked to play on the right.
Mr Dirk Diggler Kuyt, the ex - pornstar famed for such roles as "The Shagging Donkey" and "Only a workhorse" worked wonderfully hard all game and actually contributed to the game. He was here, there and everywhere and actually showed that with the right front man and possibly a full season behind him he can actually play the game of football and he is not briefed to "chase the ball Dirk, chase it like a dog".
Torres actually looked a lot better than I imagined, I am sure he's had a facial as those unsightly spots seem to have vanished the moment he put on a Liverpool shirt, either that or Athelitico Madrid have pulled a fast one.
Riise once again informed the masses that to play him at LB would be sucidial and he knows he is definetly on borrowed time with the impending arrival of the whinging Argie.
Pennant proved once again how hated he is around the country. Awww bless.
3 points in the bag - thats all that matters.
Good night and god bless..
Sammy Lee wears Liverpool undies