by burjennio » Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:49 pm
OMG, im pretty sure Bill Murray just blew past me walking his groundhog, but im gonna put these points in bullet form so even the most simple minded and biased of you can understand them. These are not even opinions, they are fact, and i will base them on the 2 matches with Standard Liege so everyones memory is nice and fresh
" DIRK KUYT WAS THE WORST PLAYER ON THE PITCH
Over 3 hours of football played, not 1 outfield LFC player can claim to have had a good game. The defence was shaky, the midfield lacked ideas and the strikeforce was static and displayed no kind of flair or ingenuity. Kuyt was not even CLOSE to being LFCs worst player over the 2 legs, despite playing a RIGHT MIDFIELD role, not his right attacking position of last season. Im not a fan of singling out players for abuse (unlike some) but in defense of our protagonist I give you examples Alonso, Benayoun, Torres(yes thats Fernando Torres), Keane (bedding in time excepted) and arguably even Gerrard. Every one performed nowhere near the level they are capable of.
"HIS GOAL WAS LUCKY AND DOESNT MEAN HE MADE THE DIFFERENCE"
Pepe Reina made a couple of fantastic saves, BUT that means a few guys on the other side squanderd their chances Dirk Kuyt had 1 chance, which wasnt easy considering he had a defender 2 inches away from him, and he took it. In over 3 HOURS of football he was the only player could raise to the task, despite Liege having a penalty and us having the best striker in Europe.
EVERY TIME WE ATTACKED HE CUT INSIDE/ HELD THE BALL UP AND SLOWED US DOWN
This actually made me laugh when I counted 3 different posters use this in damnation of Kuyt. If he was the only player you saw doing this then you either have tunnel vision or spent most of ther match on the toilet. For Kuyt see Keane, Benayoun, Babel and Gerrard for consistently doing THE EXACT SAME THING. Yet you single out Kuyt again?
DIRK KUYT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR LIVERPOOL FC
Without turning over 100 different statistics to crush your petty "he cant do this, he doesnt do that" stropps, based soley on 2 CL Qualifiers I give you a player that ran his a$s off in a 3 and a half hour war of attrition, never let the head go down, outshone more gifted teammates and scored the winning goal in the game where no other player on the pitch had the cahones to stand up and be counted. I give you Dirk f'uckin Kuyt. Matchwinner.
Your witness heathens