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Postby Dalglish » Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:24 am

I wouldn't know hun as I'm NOT going  ???

I'll sell my tickets to some well meaning "Chav" with a  Liverpool scarf on !  :D

Any offers anybody  :p
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Postby zarababe » Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:27 am

:laugh: me's a 'Chelsea Pensioner' I'm sure Dawson'll point ya in the right direction :D


PS, will £50.00 quid do ya ???  Cover the postage, after measuring it :D
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:55 am

To the tune of "You're Beautiful":

Your lives are worthless,
Your team is poor,
I saw your gaffer,
A gnome, I'm sure.

He frowned at me from his dosshole,
"Goodison the caravan",
But we won't lose no points to you,
Despite your best plan;

You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks, it's true.

We'll score a goal,
In your sh*thole,
And you won't know what to do,
When God scores number two.

Yes you caught my eye,
With your rancid pie,
I could see from your face that you were,
About to die,
And I don't think that we'll see you next year,
You'll be f*cked off to League one with good old Tranmere.

You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks, it's true.

We'll score a goal,
In your sh*thole,
And you won't know what to do,
When God scores number two.

Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t,
Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t,
Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, you're sh*iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt!!!

You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks. You're f*cking b*llocks, you pr*cks.

There sits good old Shankly,
With a smile on his face,
He and Bob are laughing about your pit...

Now it's time to face the truth,
Your club is f*cking sh*t.





I'd love to hear that sung against the barstewards!!!!! :D
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Postby anti-hero » Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:19 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:To the tune of "You're Beautiful":

Your lives are worthless,
Your team is poor,
I saw your gaffer,
A gnome, I'm sure.

He frowned at me from his dosshole,
"Goodison the caravan",
But we won't lose no points to you,
Despite your best plan;

You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks, it's true.

We'll score a goal,
In your sh*thole,
And you won't know what to do,
When God scores number two.

Yes you caught my eye,
With your rancid pie,
I could see from your face that you were,
About to die,
And I don't think that we'll see you next year,
You'll be f*cked off to League one with good old Tranmere.

You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks, it's true.

We'll score a goal,
In your sh*thole,
And you won't know what to do,
When God scores number two.

Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t,
Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t,
Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, you're sh*iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt!!!

You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks. You're f*cking b*llocks, you pr*cks.

There sits good old Shankly,
With a smile on his face,
He and Bob are laughing about your pit...

Now it's time to face the truth,
Your club is f*cking sh*t.





I'd love to hear that sung against the barstewards!!!!! :D

:D  :laugh:  :bowdown


You have outdone yourself, sir.


Bravo!   :D   :buttrock
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Postby account deleted by request » Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:44 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:To the tune of "You're Beautiful":

Your lives are worthless,
Your team is poor,
I saw your gaffer,
A gnome, I'm sure.

He frowned at me from his dosshole,
"Goodison the caravan",
But we won't lose no points to you,
Despite your best plan;

You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks, it's true.

We'll score a goal,
In your sh*thole,
And you won't know what to do,
When God scores number two.

Yes you caught my eye,
With your rancid pie,
I could see from your face that you were,
About to die,
And I don't think that we'll see you next year,
You'll be f*cked off to League one with good old Tranmere.

You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks, it's true.

We'll score a goal,
In your sh*thole,
And you won't know what to do,
When God scores number two.

Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t,
Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t,
Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, you're sh*iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt!!!

You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks. You're f*cking b*llocks, you pr*cks.

There sits good old Shankly,
With a smile on his face,
He and Bob are laughing about your pit...

Now it's time to face the truth,
Your club is f*cking sh*t.





I'd love to hear that sung against the barstewards!!!!! :D

pure genius  :D   :bowdown
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Postby Ciggy » Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:47 am

:laugh:  :D  :laugh:  Quality Lando Quality  :D Luv it  :hearts
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Postby CardinalRed » Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:02 pm

Quality song Lando...... been reading these posts and not having been to Neverton, I can't believe there is still a Premiership club in this day and age that has wooden seats! Cheap tw*ts....


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Postby ConnO'var » Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:37 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:To the tune of "You're Beautiful":

Your lives are worthless,
Your team is poor,
I saw your gaffer,
A gnome, I'm sure.

He frowned at me from his dosshole,
"Goodison the caravan",
But we won't lose no points to you,
Despite your best plan;

You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks, it's true.

We'll score a goal,
In your sh*thole,
And you won't know what to do,
When God scores number two.

Yes you caught my eye,
With your rancid pie,
I could see from your face that you were,
About to die,
And I don't think that we'll see you next year,
You'll be f*cked off to League one with good old Tranmere.

You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks, it's true.

We'll score a goal,
In your sh*thole,
And you won't know what to do,
When God scores number two.

Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t,
Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t,
Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, you're sh*iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt!!!

You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks. You're f*cking b*llocks, you pr*cks.

There sits good old Shankly,
With a smile on his face,
He and Bob are laughing about your pit...

Now it's time to face the truth,
Your club is f*cking sh*t.





I'd love to hear that sung against the barstewards!!!!! :D

:D  :D  :laugh:

Hilarious that!
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Postby GOAT » Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:41 pm

Lets just tw.at these b@stards, we always do, bitter blue c.unts
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Postby GOAT » Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:44 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:To the tune of "You're Beautiful":

Your lives are worthless,
Your team is poor,
I saw your gaffer,
A gnome, I'm sure.

He frowned at me from his dosshole,
"Goodison the caravan",
But we won't lose no points to you,
Despite your best plan;

You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks, it's true.

We'll score a goal,
In your sh*thole,
And you won't know what to do,
When God scores number two.

Yes you caught my eye,
With your rancid pie,
I could see from your face that you were,
About to die,
And I don't think that we'll see you next year,
You'll be f*cked off to League one with good old Tranmere.

You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks, it's true.

We'll score a goal,
In your sh*thole,
And you won't know what to do,
When God scores number two.

Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t,
Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t,
Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, you're sh*iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt!!!

You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks. You're f*cking b*llocks, you pr*cks.

There sits good old Shankly,
With a smile on his face,
He and Bob are laughing about your pit...

Now it's time to face the truth,
Your club is f*cking sh*t.





I'd love to hear that sung against the barstewards!!!!! :D

:laugh:  :laugh:  That is one class song lando
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Postby stmichael » Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:00 pm

check this out. delusional ba$tards :D

http://bluekipper.net/everton....start=0
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Postby Ciggy » Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:19 pm

stmichael wrote:check this out. delusional ba$tards :D

http://bluekipper.net/everton....start=0

Anno, what about the lets sign Finnan one, cause Neill might be coming  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
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Postby Crouchamania » Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:22 pm

Heres a joke that you might have heard

Its the year 2002 and Everton manager David Moyes is in town getting ready for a relegation battle with Sunderland. All of a sudden he faints and is unconscious. A few hours later he wakes up in a bank.

"Where am i?" asks Moyes

"You're in Nationwide sir" says the bank owner.

"Oh the new season must have started already" :D
RIP Drummerphil YNWA

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Postby stmichael » Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:24 pm

Ciggy wrote:
stmichael wrote:check this out. delusional ba$tards :D

http://bluekipper.net/everton....start=0

Anno, what about the lets sign Finnan one, cause Neill might be coming  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

"I know it sounds daft but Moyes has a passion and a fire than Benetiz doesn't, and his rate of learning is improving. He is only 42, which is young in managerial terms. He has plenty of time left yet to improve, he could be one of the best."

:laugh:
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Postby adamnbarrett » Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:24 pm

Ciggy wrote:
stmichael wrote:check this out. delusional ba$tards :D

http://bluekipper.net/everton....start=0

Anno, what about the lets sign Finnan one, cause Neill might be coming  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  Yeah I saw both of them.

The mentality of them is unbelievable.
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