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[Dalglish]

I wouldn't know hun as I'm NOT going 

I'll sell my tickets to some well meaning "Chav" with a  Liverpool scarf on ! 

Any offers anybody 

[zarababe]

me's a 'Chelsea Pensioner' I'm sure Dawson'll point ya in the right direction


PS, will £50.00 quid do ya   Cover the postage, after measuring it

[Lando_Griffin]

To the tune of "You're Beautiful":

Your lives are worthless,
Your team is poor,
I saw your gaffer,
A gnome, I'm sure.

He frowned at me from his dosshole,
"Goodison the caravan",
But we won't lose no points to you,
Despite your best plan;

You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks, it's true.

We'll score a goal,
In your sh*thole,
And you won't know what to do,
When God scores number two.

Yes you caught my eye,
With your rancid pie,
I could see from your face that you were,
About to die,
And I don't think that we'll see you next year,
You'll be f*cked off to League one with good old Tranmere.

You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks, it's true.

We'll score a goal,
In your sh*thole,
And you won't know what to do,
When God scores number two.

Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t,
Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t,
Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, you're sh*iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt!!!

You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks. You're f*cking b*llocks, you pr*cks.

There sits good old Shankly,
With a smile on his face,
He and Bob are laughing about your pit...

Now it's time to face the truth,
Your club is f*cking sh*t.





I'd love to hear that sung against the barstewards!!!!!

[anti-hero]

To the tune of "You're Beautiful":

Your lives are worthless,
Your team is poor,
I saw your gaffer,
A gnome, I'm sure.

He frowned at me from his dosshole,
"Goodison the caravan",
But we won't lose no points to you,
Despite your best plan;

You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks, it's true.

We'll score a goal,
In your sh*thole,
And you won't know what to do,
When God scores number two.

Yes you caught my eye,
With your rancid pie,
I could see from your face that you were,
About to die,
And I don't think that we'll see you next year,
You'll be f*cked off to League one with good old Tranmere.

You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks, it's true.

We'll score a goal,
In your sh*thole,
And you won't know what to do,
When God scores number two.

Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t,
Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t,
Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, you're sh*iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt!!!

You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks. You're f*cking b*llocks, you pr*cks.

There sits good old Shankly,
With a smile on his face,
He and Bob are laughing about your pit...

Now it's time to face the truth,
Your club is f*cking sh*t.





I'd love to hear that sung against the barstewards!!!!!

   


You have outdone yourself, sir.


Bravo!      

[account deleted by request]

To the tune of "You're Beautiful":

Your lives are worthless,
Your team is poor,
I saw your gaffer,
A gnome, I'm sure.

He frowned at me from his dosshole,
"Goodison the caravan",
But we won't lose no points to you,
Despite your best plan;

You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks, it's true.

We'll score a goal,
In your sh*thole,
And you won't know what to do,
When God scores number two.

Yes you caught my eye,
With your rancid pie,
I could see from your face that you were,
About to die,
And I don't think that we'll see you next year,
You'll be f*cked off to League one with good old Tranmere.

You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks, it's true.

We'll score a goal,
In your sh*thole,
And you won't know what to do,
When God scores number two.

Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t,
Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t,
Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, you're sh*iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt!!!

You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks. You're f*cking b*llocks, you pr*cks.

There sits good old Shankly,
With a smile on his face,
He and Bob are laughing about your pit...

Now it's time to face the truth,
Your club is f*cking sh*t.





I'd love to hear that sung against the barstewards!!!!!

pure genius     

[Ciggy]

      Quality Lando Quality  Luv it 

[CardinalRed]

Quality song Lando...... been reading these posts and not having been to Neverton, I can't believe there is still a Premiership club in this day and age that has wooden seats! Cheap tw*ts....


                                                             

[ConnO'var]

To the tune of "You're Beautiful":

Your lives are worthless,
Your team is poor,
I saw your gaffer,
A gnome, I'm sure.

He frowned at me from his dosshole,
"Goodison the caravan",
But we won't lose no points to you,
Despite your best plan;

You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks, it's true.

We'll score a goal,
In your sh*thole,
And you won't know what to do,
When God scores number two.

Yes you caught my eye,
With your rancid pie,
I could see from your face that you were,
About to die,
And I don't think that we'll see you next year,
You'll be f*cked off to League one with good old Tranmere.

You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks, it's true.

We'll score a goal,
In your sh*thole,
And you won't know what to do,
When God scores number two.

Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t,
Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t,
Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, you're sh*iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt!!!

You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks. You're f*cking b*llocks, you pr*cks.

There sits good old Shankly,
With a smile on his face,
He and Bob are laughing about your pit...

Now it's time to face the truth,
Your club is f*cking sh*t.





I'd love to hear that sung against the barstewards!!!!!

   

Hilarious that!

[GOAT]

Lets just tw.at these b@stards, we always do, bitter blue c.unts

[GOAT]

To the tune of "You're Beautiful":

Your lives are worthless,
Your team is poor,
I saw your gaffer,
A gnome, I'm sure.

He frowned at me from his dosshole,
"Goodison the caravan",
But we won't lose no points to you,
Despite your best plan;

You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks, it's true.

We'll score a goal,
In your sh*thole,
And you won't know what to do,
When God scores number two.

Yes you caught my eye,
With your rancid pie,
I could see from your face that you were,
About to die,
And I don't think that we'll see you next year,
You'll be f*cked off to League one with good old Tranmere.

You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks, it's true.

We'll score a goal,
In your sh*thole,
And you won't know what to do,
When God scores number two.

Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t,
Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t,
Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, you're sh*iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt!!!

You're f*cking b*llocks.
You're f*cking b*llocks. You're f*cking b*llocks, you pr*cks.

There sits good old Shankly,
With a smile on his face,
He and Bob are laughing about your pit...

Now it's time to face the truth,
Your club is f*cking sh*t.





I'd love to hear that sung against the barstewards!!!!!

    That is one class song lando

[stmichael]

check this out. delusional ba$tards

http://bluekipper.net/everton....start=0

[Ciggy]

check this out. delusional ba$tards

http://bluekipper.net/everton....start=0

Anno, what about the lets sign Finnan one, cause Neill might be coming     

[Crouchamania]

Heres a joke that you might have heard

Its the year 2002 and Everton manager David Moyes is in town getting ready for a relegation battle with Sunderland. All of a sudden he faints and is unconscious. A few hours later he wakes up in a bank.

"Where am i?" asks Moyes

"You're in Nationwide sir" says the bank owner.

"Oh the new season must have started already"

[stmichael]

check this out. delusional ba$tards

http://bluekipper.net/everton....start=0

Anno, what about the lets sign Finnan one, cause Neill might be coming     

"I know it sounds daft but Moyes has a passion and a fire than Benetiz doesn't, and his rate of learning is improving. He is only 42, which is young in managerial terms. He has plenty of time left yet to improve, he could be one of the best."

[adamnbarrett]

check this out. delusional ba$tards

http://bluekipper.net/everton....start=0

Anno, what about the lets sign Finnan one, cause Neill might be coming     

      Yeah I saw both of them.

The mentality of them is unbelievable.