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by **109-1093441336** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:23 pm

To the tune of "SHAFT"

Who's that giant mutha-f**ker with the pencil legs and ugly face?
CROUCH! - Daaamnnn right
Who's a telescopic neck that can see into outer-space?
CROUCH! - Riiiight on
Our Caucasian Kobe Bryant, is he the beanstalk or is he the giant?
CROUCH! - Daaamnnn right
They say this Crouch is one lanky piece of -
Shut yo' Mouth!!
I'm talking about Crouch??
Then we can dig it

by **neil** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:39 pm

excellent.......you lead the way at the next match buddy,I'll join in

hope that was'nt too frivolous for the big licks,need to get on that "elite" back patting forum

by **The Ace1983** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:51 pm

neil wrote:excellent.......you lead the way at the next match buddy,I'll join in

hope that was'nt too frivolous for the big licks,need to get on that "elite" back patting forum

then try making a real contribution to the discussion.

by **LFC #1** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:51 pm

thats very good meelan #5. Dunno if it would get sung at matches though, but it's very original and witty.

Crocuh seems keen to be here, and Rafa seems made up that he had got him judging form both their interviews, I think the lad coudl be a real revealtion tbh, he is a lot better player than people give him credit for. Altough 7mil may seem steep at first, it may turn out to be very good value, he's a real handful and hopefully he can score plenty of goals this season.

Welcome to Anfield Crouch lar!

by **neil** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:59 pm

tell yer what......I'll carry on living local,you stay in your bedroom.Incidently we are renowned for our humour you ought to get used to it

by **65-1114725958** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:17 pm

I suppose then, we'll need a new song for Crouch pon the Kop?

Ill start is off......

Crouch, Crouch
you cost our fans 7m
and that hurt, OUCH!

we know you are skinny
and really quite lanky
but if you bang in lots of goals
you may become a hero
Like a certain Bill Shankly.

by **LFC #1** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:23 pm

Hustler thats terrible mate.

by **7_Kewell** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:24 pm

one of my favorite Reds was also one of the ugliest guys on earth....bet you can't guess who?

by **woof woof !** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:28 pm

Alfonso Alonso 1 wrote:I suppose then, we'll need a new song for Crouch pon the Kop?

Ill start is off......

Crouch, Crouch
you cost our fans 7m
and that hurt, OUCH!

we know you are skinny
and really quite lanky
but if you bang in lots of goals
you may become a hero
Like a certain Bill Shankly.

Jeezuz ,I preferred it when you just pretended to know something about footy .

by **65-1114725958** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:32 pm

LFC #1 wrote:Hustler thats terrible mate.

what are you doing with nearly 6,000 posts?

how times have changed!

by **El Nino_#9** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:23 pm

crouch will be extremely useful for us,
and i can't wait till he proves all of the critics wrong

by **mikopool** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:04 pm

7_Kewell wrote:one of my favorite Reds was also one of the ugliest guys on earth....bet you can't guess who?

Neil Ruddock

by **muttleyp** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:09 pm

meelan#5 wrote:To the tune of "SHAFT"

Who's that giant mutha-f**ker with the pencil legs and ugly face?
CROUCH! - Daaamnnn right
Who's a telescopic neck that can see into outer-space?
CROUCH! - Riiiight on
Our Caucasian Kobe Bryant, is he the beanstalk or is he the giant?
CROUCH! - Daaamnnn right
They say this Crouch is one lanky piece of -
Shut yo' Mouth!!
I'm talking about Crouch??
Then we can dig it

by **yckatbjywtbiastkamb** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:16 pm

meelan#5 wrote:To the tune of "SHAFT"

Who's that giant mutha-f**ker with the pencil legs and ugly face?
CROUCH! - Daaamnnn right
Who's a telescopic neck that can see into outer-space?
CROUCH! - Riiiight on
Our Caucasian Kobe Bryant, is he the beanstalk or is he the giant?
CROUCH! - Daaamnnn right
They say this Crouch is one lanky piece of -
Shut yo' Mouth!!
I'm talking about Crouch??
Then we can dig it

its nice to see when us older folk pass the torch to the next generation of fans the clubs reputation for having songs and anthems to make the hairs on the back of your neck stand on end is in good hands.

by **A.B.** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:58 pm

what are you doing with nearly 6,000 posts?

how times have changed!

A year ago you posted :censored:

One year later here you are still posting :censored:

. Times haven't changed as far as you're concerned.

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