

Birmingham Sh!ty VS Liverpool
I started the thread for this fixture last season with the table throwing tale. Well I have another tale from my trips to the home of Noddy Holder and Spagetti Junction.
It was a rainy night and we (my band) were on our way to a gig at a pub in Birmingham. We'd got into Birmingham town centre but could not find the venue. We travelled up and down loads of streets but could we find it? could we chuff. So I spotted a tramp slumped in the doorway of a shop and thought 'if anyone knows where the fecking pub is it'll be the local p!sshead lol'. So I pulled the van up at the side of the road and got out and walked over to the drunken scruff...
Me : "scuse me fella, do you know where the White Horse pub is?"
He looked at me rather vacant and muttered "ya what?"
Me : "The White Horse pub mate, I can't find it, do you know where it is?"
He had got to his feet by now and was swaying to and fro. He looked left and raised a crooked finger then look right and pointed there too then looked at me and said "hang on a minute, wait there"
He then staggered over to our van and through the open drivers window slurred "do you know where the white horse pub is?"
My mate : "we're going there!"
Drunk : "well will you give this lad a lift... he can't find it."
I got back in the van, thanked him and we fuked off.
We found the White Horse, did the gig, I got the sh!ts from an iffy kebab and our drummer broke his crown on a peanut.
The match
Really shouldn't cause us much trouble. I expect attacking footie all game. Maybe a Gerrard/Meireles midfield pairing? Konchesky making his first team debut and Torres knocking in a brace.
Brumm 0 - 2 LFC (Torres 2)