BIRMINGHAM VS LIVERPOOL


So what interesting tales can I amuse you with about Birmingham?
Well I've played a few venues in Brummy with band, most memorable was the table throwing incident. Fella climb on stage and put his arm around our singers neck and tried to strangle him. He was thrown out but returned about 20 minutes later minus his shirt and as he walked past he picked up a round table, lifted it above his head and launched it at us. apparently he reckoned we looked and sounded fk all like Slade and he thought we were sh!t.
Jokes about Birmingham FC :
"Birmingham City" is a good joke in it's own right. But there is always their original name of "Small Heath Alliance" lol
Brummie went to buy a suit & the taylor measured him up & said "would you like a kipper tie sir"...Brummie replied "yes please two sugars"..
Annoying Brummies
Noddy 'it's Christmas' Holder
Stan 'smack me b1tch up' Collywobbles
The Match
Would be great if we could pick up from where we left off and batter them. Another 3 nil please with a couple more for wonder boy.
Anyway, lets not take the p1ss out of Birmingham - there'd be nowt left.