Roger Red Hat wrote:An Evertonian, a Manc Utd fan and a Liverpool Kopite are climbing a mountain and argueing about who loves their team the most. The united fan insists that he is the most loyal and he yells, "this is for Man utd" and jumps off the mountain. Not to be outdone the kopite next professes his love for his team, he screams "This is for Reds all over the world"... and pushes the bitter blue ku.nt off the mountain.
Boocity wrote:A zoo keeper gets raped by an elephant, and he's rushed to hospital for treatment. The doctor examines him and asks why his ar5e has been stretched out 10 inches when an elephant's pen!s is only 4ins wide.
Weeping, the man says "The dirty b@st@rd fingered me first."
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