andy_g wrote:our friend karhaz had trouble with sleeping
and at times found himself quite close to weeping
his wife was quite frank
and said 'go have a W*nk'
but judge, barry and maypax were peeping
andy_g wrote:our friend karhaz had trouble with sleeping
and at times found himself quite close to weeping
his wife was quite frank
and said 'go have a W*nk'
but judge, barry and maypax were peeping
Number 9 wrote:Kharhaz,he cant get no kip
He asked on Newkit for a tip
Pull your co'ck they said
He pulled until it was red
He blew his marbles good and proper
Went to bed................
His misssus wanted to feel his nopper
He fought,said no,but could'nt stop 'er
She yanked it and pulled like a gearstick
How can ya sleep with a sore di'ck?
Ya cant ya see!
Number 9 wrote:Kharhaz,he cant get no kip
He asked on Newkit for a tip
Pull your co'ck they said
He pulled until it was red
He blew his marbles good and proper
Went to bed................
His misssus wanted to feel his nopper
He fought,said no,but could'nt stop 'er
She yanked it and pulled like a gearstick
How can ya sleep with a sore di'ck?
Ya cant ya see!
andy_g wrote:barry loves newkit and he's staying
as long as his friends say they're playing
he becomes quite the ranter
on 5 pints of fanta
but we've got f'uck all clue what he's saying
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