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[Judge]

for the ladies:

Scientists have crossed a chicken with an onion and finally got a that brings tears to a womens eyes


for the men

3 advantages of getting a £50 pound not on your penis. You can watch your money grow, you can play with your money, and your wife can blow as much as she wants of it

miscellaneous:

Viagra now comes as an eye drop, it wont give you an erection, but it'll make you look hard :d (old but still good)

[Lionheart]

Q. What is the useless bit of skin on the end of man's penis called??
A. A man!!

Q. How does a woman keep her uterus in place??
A. With the vacuum in her head!!


 

[66-1112520797]

Q. What do you do if your washermachine packs up?
A. Slap her   

Q. What do you call a man with a brain?
A. Dangerous

[Judge]

Q. What is the useless bit of skin on the end of man's penis called??
A. A man!!

Q. How does a woman keep her uterus in place??
A. With the vacuum in her head!!


 

the second ones class 

[clik]

whats women and banks got in common?
once you withdraw you lose interest.
no man jokes because i believe we are superior

[luvliverpool]

whats women and banks got in common?
once you withdraw you lose interest.
no man jokes because i believe we are superior

Haha class m8 pure class

[hello_red]

How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?

none.. it should be f****ing open by the time she brings it you!

[Sabre]

God to Eva: You'll pay what you have done (eat the apple) with sweat and blood </Godly voice>

Eva: Well, may I pay it in comfortable month payments?

I know it's a bad joke.

I will come up with men jokes soon.

[Judge]

paddy and murphy and their respective wives decide to change partners for the night. paddy says to murphy ''that was fucking great, i wonder how the girls got on''

[74-1160487249]

What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.


Here's a few about men:

What do men and mascara have in common?
They both run at the first sign of emotion.

What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

[66-1112520797]

Men are like floor tiles, if you lay them right the first time........ you can walk all over them forever.

I actually thought that was a gooden, not because its true though.

[74-1160487249]

I didn't realise you lacked a sense of humour.

[66-1112520797]

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I didn't realise you lacked a sense of humour.

I didnt realise you were a girl

[account deleted by request]

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I didn't realise you lacked a sense of humour.

I didnt realise you were a girl

[74-1160487249]

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I didn't realise you lacked a sense of humour.

I didnt realise you were a girl

I wasn't referring to your joke, but good reply.