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[NANNY RED]

Kharhaz an Peewee get ready to be slaughterd.

Bloody hell lads sad limaricks my 4 year old grandaughter could do better

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there was a young man called neil
when he met me he copped a feel
i said i'm not into that
i prefer a nice tw@t
especially one that is real

[Honolulu Bob]

There was a young pirate named Bob
He was blessed with a very large knob
He said to a girl
“Want to see this unfurl?”
Then Bob shoved that big knob in her gob

A pirate named Bob who was scary
Had balls that were big round and hairy
As he made love one day
His nutsack it gave way
And he shot forth more cream than a dairy

[JBG]

[kalos]

There was a man form Madras,
Whose balls were made of brass
While sha--ing his lass Heather,
They clanged together
..and sparks shot out of his a*se

[kalos]

There was a man from Pagoda
Who wouldn't pay a whore what he owed her,
I'll show you she said,
jumping out of bed
and peed in his whisky and soda