Bad Bob wrote:Number 9 wrote:Kharhaz,he cant get no kip
He asked on Newkit for a tip
Pull your co'ck they said
He pulled until it was red
He blew his marbles good and proper
Went to bed................
His misssus wanted to feel his nopper
He fought,said no,but could'nt stop 'er
She yanked it and pulled like a gearstick
How can ya sleep with a sore di'ck?
Ya cant ya see!andy_g wrote:barry loves newkit and he's staying
as long as his friends say they're playing
he becomes quite the ranter
on 5 pints of fanta
but we've got f'uck all clue what he's saying
NANNY RED wrote:There was an arl man near Taiwan
Whose first job was nicking a con
Now hes sits every night
Slating Dirk Kuyt
An wont be happy
Till Rafa has gone
peewee wrote:there was an old girl called nanny
but the only rhyme I could think of was fanny
I knew I couldnt write that
she would call me a tw't
so I changed my mind cos I am canny
Kharhaz wrote:peewee wrote:there was an old girl called nanny
but the only rhyme I could think of was fanny
I knew I couldnt write that
she would call me a tw't
so I changed my mind cos I am canny
Theres me doing my best and you shoot it to bits !
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