by Honolulu Bob » Sun Oct 05, 2008 5:28 pm
There was a young pirate named Bob
He was blessed with a very large knob
He said to a girl
“Want to see this unfurl?”
Then Bob shoved that big knob in her gob
A pirate named Bob who was scary
Had balls that were big round and hairy
As he made love one day
His nutsack it gave way
And he shot forth more cream than a dairy
When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun