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Postby anfieldadorer » Fri Sep 16, 2005 4:32 am

dinamo bukarest - everton 5-1


:D  :D  :laugh:  :laugh:
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Postby LFC #1 » Fri Sep 16, 2005 4:58 am

was about to post the same thing.  :D
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Postby matrix » Fri Sep 16, 2005 6:22 am

shreks intelligence  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
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Postby wrighty (not mark!) » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:03 am

What does Man Utd and a three-pin plug have in common?

they're both useless in europe!
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Postby stmichael » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:06 am

everton are changing their sponsor to easyjet.

in and out of europe in a couple of hours. :rasp  :laugh:
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Postby wrighty (not mark!) » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:13 am

stmichael wrote:everton are changing their sponsor to easyjet.

in and out of europe in a couple of hours. :rasp  :laugh:

hahahaha!
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Postby anfieldadorer » Fri Sep 16, 2005 1:28 pm

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:D :laugh: :laugh:
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Postby Judge » Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:51 pm

big gay simon goes to the doctors to get his test results. The doctor says ''i'm sorry simon but you have AIDS''.
Simon is devastated and asks the doctor what to do.
The Doc says eat:
1 Sausage
1 head of cabbage
20 Jalepeno peppers
40 walnuts
half a box of  All Bran cereal
and top it off with a gallon of prune juice.

Simon says ''will this cure me doctor?''

NO said the doctor, but it will give you a better understanding of what your ARSE is for !!

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Postby mramo » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:00 pm

Hey wheres that other thread gone with lots of jokes about Everton & Heather Mills jokes?? That was hilarious......I cant seem to find them as I only saw it today?? Have they been deleted by the mod?
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Postby mramo » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:03 pm

ignore me - i just found them.
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Postby Ciggy » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:40 pm

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:D :laugh: :laugh:

I love that picture :D  well my bitter half of the family will be recieving these as christmas presents from me, But the 06 will have a big fat cross on it  :D
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Postby zarababe » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:46 pm

:D

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by
saying: 

"Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident'

"OH NO!"  the President exclaims.  "That's terrible!"

His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the
president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks..........

'How many is a Brazillion ??!'
THE BRENDAN REVOLUTION IS UPON US !

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RAFA.. MADE THE PEOPLE HAPPY !

Miss YOU Phil-Drummer - RIP YNWA

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Postby zarababe » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:48 pm

:D :laugh:


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KING KENNY.. Always LEGEND !

RAFA.. MADE THE PEOPLE HAPPY !

Miss YOU Phil-Drummer - RIP YNWA

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Postby Dalglish » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:58 pm

Q. Whats have Hurricanes and women got in common ?

A. "When they come their Wet and Wild and when they leave they take the house and the car " :D
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Postby Woollyback » Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:09 am

women are like clouds, sooner or later they  fuck off and it turns out to be a nice day :D
b*ll*c*ks and s*i*e
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