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Lando_Griffin wrote:

anti-hero wrote:Welcome! To the lfc.newkit.co.uk's special Pay-Per-View where you can watch the latest poster vs poster action. Tonight, we will have a preview of the upcoming fight, "Bad Bob vs Billy" dubbed, "Bob and Bill roll down the hill in a twisted dog-fight of intellectual football superiority." Over now to our presenter in the studios.

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Thank you narrator man.

Here are my thoughts on the upcoming fight.


I still think Bad Bob's a more physical poster.  

He gets his facts right and his English is not too shabby. His posts are straight to the point and clear and concise. Though, I think the aggression part that is so critical to many successful posters is lacking in him. It is ironic, if you can remember that Good Bob was actually a "Badder Bob" than Bad Bob himself.

Maybe a little bit more taunting? But it still remains to be seen if Billy's over-aggressive nature may eventually lead to the more fragile Bad Bob to crack under the barrage of challenges and cry in defeat.

Billy on the other hand is an unproven poster. His grammar is decent, so is his spelling but his lack of charisma and a bit of football knowledge has let him down in his recent debates. But he does know his football history. Something that Bad Bob has yet to show.


The outcome of this match is very hard to call indeed. Though, results of past bouts may put Bad Bob in a marginal favor, one always cannot count on the arrival of a newbie who may actually know what the hell he's talking about. Or so he claims.


But I guess, the nature of the topic would obviously come into play. Suggestions anyone??




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My predictions??

Bad Bob to talk to make a page long essay and knock Billy out.

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Over to you Lando who's standing by in Bob's locker room.

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I was getting bored of this Kuyt debate.

Thankyou Anti-hero.

I am standing here with the man of the moment, Bad Bob.

Me: "So Bob - how do you see this fight going?"

Bob: "Yes, I see a definate knockout in the 3rd for me. The boy's going down. He's got no literary knowledge, other than the standard rubbish taught in Schools, whereas I will use abbreviations and then a killer combo of a colon and semi-colon in the same sentence."

Me: "Tough words, but could the occasion get to you like so many others, and cause 'Writer's block'?"

Bob: "No. No-way, man. I have certificates and everything. I am DEFINATELY going to win this scrap."

Me: "Our researchers have struggled to uncover many facts about Billy, as I am sure your own team has - could this element of the unknown come into play?"

Bob: "I don't think so. I'm not even thinking about that, to be honest. I'm just going to go for the kill from the word go, and he won't be able to handle it, no matter WHO he is."

Me: "And what about footballing knowledge - the very root of this bout? - Have you any worries that his proven record in past matches may hurt you?"

Bob: "Yes, he seems to know a few facts from years ago, but anyone can Google them up on screen, can't they? He's going down, man."

Me: "I'd better leave the room, then...


(now making my way to Billy's locker room)

So there you have it, Anti-H - strong words from a strong champion.

Here is tonights challenger - Billy - have you anything to say on tonights fight?"

Billy: "Mummy go schnwert, schnwert."

Me: "Indeed she does. Back to you in the studio, AH"

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dawson99 wrote:Well now it looks like Torres is up for joining cheatski so manure will join the hunt for kuyt, according to the guardian and independant

down in front, you're block my view of the fight.