by Ciggy » Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:55 am
Qatar Sheikh in Everton Buyout
One of the richest and wealthiest Sheikhs from the Middle East has expressed his interest in Everton Football Club.
Sheikh N Vak is the son of Sheikh Yer Booty one of the richest familys in Qatar.
The Sheikh made his fortune by putting The Freshness Back into our carpets in the 80's.
They also plan to build a 90,000 seat stadium on the hallowed Stanley Park, where Evertons bitter rivals planned to build their own stadium.
Sheikh N Vak has said the 90,000 seater will be named WE'RE NOT GOING TO KIRKBY it will have 4 stands named IFITHADNERBINFERHEYSEL Park end,
The PIER LUIGI COLLINA street end,
THE BABY'S NOT YOURS will be on the Bullens Road,
THE BITTER MONGRELS Main stand
The Sheik has also been intouch with some of the worlds leading experts on grass to ask them to come up with a formula to be the first team in the world to play on blue grass.
To match the blue gravel at the side of the pitch.
On selling the club Bill lovey Kenwright has said "Today marks a milestone, I had to do what is best to move the club forward, I am broken hearted this hurts as much as my last episode in Coronation Street".
Manager David Moyes responded with "This is a magnificent bitter club, we will now have to start using sun tan lotion factor 50 now we are no longer in the shadow of our bitter rivals.
We would have won the world Cup, The league, The Champions League if ithadnerbinferheyselclivethomasclattenburgandthefatspanishwaiter" We are the best team on Merseyside, Ive refused a part in the up coming film "The Lord Of The Rings" och aye it was a canny offer but I will remain at the peoples club.
Ex manager Howard Kendall had a few words to say "Pour me*Hick* another whiskey" Kendall rejoyced at the news.
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Ciggy on Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:17 am, edited 1 time in total.
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