Apparently he is surplus to requirement,Yes the same man that was hammered to death for being a bad pirate only but a season and a bit ago!
The same man that scored a few goals or 2 last tour of the ocean come wind or rain,Champions League or EPL....Aye!
Apparently the whole ship sails to please this pirate in the eyes of some and it affects how the boat herself rocks?
Aye the old long row...just for Crouch Aye!
All the rest are great rowers of course...and they dont row outta turn!..Crouch destabilises the whole ship aye...ROW tation baby....Its Crouches fault...Trade him in a for a budgerigar next port!
OR MAYBE LIVERPOOL COULD START LOOKING LIKE LFC AND WINING GAMES!!...Just a thought!
Maybe other players could actually earn their £40000 a week?