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by **Sabre** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:16 pm

Clearly it is just me who hasn't got the foggiest what all this is about. Any chance that somebodycould take the trouble to explain 'cos I'm feeling a bit Billy no mates here.

I gave up yesterday. I assumed it had to be english humour beyond my comprehension, but I did get that somehow it's not insulting to Crouch but somehow supporting.

by **columbia** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:14 pm

After reading an article about the Frenchman who eats bicycles and household appliances in a children's "fun facts" book, peter crouch threw the book to the ground, screamed "That f*cking p*ssy ain't worth sh*t," and proceeded to eat everything in his mansion, including (but not limited to) two Porsches, a Ducati motorcycle, a 60" plasma screen TV, four maids (two Puerto Rican, one caucasian, and one Chinese,) half a stick of butter, and a box full of broken glass. He then ate the house itself, "for good measure." This all occured over a three-day period last July.

by **LFC #1** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:45 pm

Most of this applies for Hollywood Hulk Hogan, this was written about him and then someone decided to change the name to Peter Crouch (dunno why, doesn't really work for him).

by **Judge** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:01 pm

bigmick wrote:Cheers Judgy for a typical reponse and to Paul for "clearing it up". Thanks again lads.

theres nothing typical about my responses, predictable maybe but never typical

cheers mick

by **The Manhattan Project** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:13 am

Peter Crouch beat the Macho Man Randy Savage at WrestleMania V in 1989 to win the WWE Championship.

by **Judge** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 8:57 am

peter crouches mum said on a footy website that her son was never that tall when he was born

by **SeXy GerL** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 9:01 am

i love peter crouch...hes so cute :;):

by **tel** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 9:22 am

Love it. Even more funny because its about Peter Crouch

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