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[Sabre]

Clearly it is just me who hasn't got the foggiest what all this is about. Any chance that somebodycould take the trouble to explain 'cos I'm feeling a bit Billy no mates here.

I gave up yesterday. I assumed it had to be english humour beyond my comprehension, but I did get that somehow it's not insulting to Crouch but somehow supporting.

[columbia]

After reading an article about the Frenchman who eats bicycles and household appliances in a children's "fun facts" book, peter crouch threw the book to the ground, screamed "That f*cking p*ssy ain't worth sh*t," and proceeded to eat everything in his mansion, including (but not limited to) two Porsches, a Ducati motorcycle, a 60" plasma screen TV, four maids (two Puerto Rican, one caucasian, and one Chinese,) half a stick of butter, and a box full of broken glass. He then ate the house itself, "for good measure." This all occured over a three-day period last July.

[LFC #1]

Most of this applies for Hollywood Hulk Hogan, this was written about him and then someone decided to change the name to Peter Crouch (dunno why, doesn't really work for him).

[Judge]

Cheers Judgy for a typical reponse and to Paul for "clearing it up". Thanks again lads.

theres nothing typical about my responses, predictable maybe but never typical 

cheers mick 

[The Manhattan Project]

Peter Crouch beat the Macho Man Randy Savage at WrestleMania V in 1989 to win the WWE Championship.

[Judge]

peter crouches mum said on a footy website that her son was never that tall when he was born

[SeXy GerL]

i love peter crouch...hes so cute   

[tel]

Love it. Even more funny because its about Peter Crouch