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by **dawson99** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 4:34 pm

Kenny Kan wrote:
Boocity wrote:
Kenny Kan wrote:How do you confuse an Irishman, stick him in a round room and tell him there's a Mars bar in the corner.

That's so old and sh!t, and its 'tell him to p!ss in the corner'

I'm just going with the grain of recent jokes on this page.

And no, it's not tell him to pi.ss in the corner my friend told me so, so feck off.

Its give him a rake and shovel, tell him to take his pick

by **bunglemark2** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:13 pm

Kenny Kan, Boocity, dawson99...... is that the best you can do ? Pretty pathetic it has to be said....

by **dawson99** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 2:24 pm

bunglemark2 wrote:Kenny Kan, Boocity, dawson99...... is that the best you can do ? Pretty pathetic it has to be said....

by **Boocity** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 2:25 pm

bunglemark2 wrote:Kenny Kan, Boocity, dawson99...... is that the best you can do ? Pretty pathetic it has to be said....

hang on a min, I said it was old and sh!t

by **dawson99** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 2:29 pm

Boocity wrote:
bunglemark2 wrote:Kenny Kan, Boocity, dawson99...... is that the best you can do ? Pretty pathetic it has to be said....

hang on a min, I said it was old and sh!t

Liar Boo, you are the instigator, in the pm you told me to post my one, we are all in touble now to be sure

by **woof woof !** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 3:22 pm

Paddy complains to Mick about the fact he's going bald and can't seem to pick up a woman, Mick suggests he tries one of these new fangled transplants.

Paddy replies, "I don't tink walking around with a kidney stitched to my head will help"

, old but still gold.

by **dawson99** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 3:34 pm

Two Irish couples decide to spice up their sex lives by swapping partners.
Afterwards, Paddy says, "That was f*cking great! I wonder how the girls got on."

Try saying: "Whale Oil Beef Hooked" Without sounding like an Irish man swearing.

:blush:

by **crazyhorse** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:33 pm

I was speaking to mate Michael the other day and asked hows Paddy..

Paddy is dead said michael..

dead? what happened?

Well a bus ran over his finger.. killed him stone dead..

Hang on you dont die if a bus runs over your finger!!!

You do if you are scratching your :censored:

at the time!

by **Boocity** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 7:04 am

dawson99 wrote:
Boocity wrote:
bunglemark2 wrote:Kenny Kan, Boocity, dawson99...... is that the best you can do ? Pretty pathetic it has to be said....

hang on a min, I said it was old and sh!t

Liar Boo, you are the instigator, in the pm you told me to post my one, we are all in touble now to be sure

Ok you got me, you weren't supposed to tell anyone

by **stmichael** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:04 pm

i bet alex higgins and george best are both delighted now there's a winehouse in heaven

by **Boocity** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 6:07 pm

stmichael wrote:i bet alex higgins and george best are both delighted now there's a winehouse in heaven

that didn't take long then the Amy jokes coming out

by **Greavesie** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 6:27 pm

everyone wanting to make jokes about Amy Winehouse can you please all make a line....

afterall, its what she would have wanted

by **tubby** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:59 pm

That's a good one, ill use that tomorrow morning.

by **tubby** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:00 pm

bunglemark2 wrote:The weather today is like a muslim. It's either Sunni or Shi'ite.

by **The Good Yank** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:11 am

tubby wrote:
bunglemark2 wrote:The weather today is like a muslim. It's either Sunni or Shi'ite.

Better than when I saw my son twirling a baton earlier.

Partly Queer with a chance of Fag.

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