by The Manhattan Project » Tue May 27, 2008 2:13 pm
Imagine it.
The "Stadio Del Scouse Communal"
Outside, the Liverbird weeping, as he/she has to share a wall with that stupid pointy tower thing that Everscum use as a symbol.
Half the seats blue, half red, or perhaps all purple.
The pitch looking like a potato field.
David Moyes, ferrally crawling around on all fours, wearing a rag, gnawing on the potatoes and speaking about Smeagol being weak.
YNWA having the share the PA system with Z-cars.....and the theme from The Saint.
The Anfield PA guy having to share duties with that horrible Goodison woman ("BEGIN OPERATION CARSLEY......T-MINUS SOME HAIR")
"The Yak" feeding from a large trough in the dressing room as Arteta imagines his name on a Liverpool shirt playing alongside his Spanish comrades.
Fernando Torres, who has such beautiful hair, crying his eyes out because all those bald Everscum players remind him of those guys in "Alien 3".
Oh it would be disgusting!
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