by Reg » Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:19 pm
I got the secret PM and I´m so shocked I´m going to spill the beans.
Apparantly there´s some german sausage eating kaiser uber-football fan who wants to buy Liverpool to dominate world football.
His plan is to develop a squad of young, blond players (ok for the lads to use dye from Boots) win the premiership, then branch out into europe in a blitz formation, beat the Poles, Dutch and Belgians then sweep across the Russian teams all the way to Moscow (this years CL final in Moscow would be used as a warm up). After consolidating the european game, we´d sweep through South America thrashing São Paulo and down into Argentina to batter Boca Juniors whilst the owner looks up some old friends. The final stage of the business plan is to take on Japanese football then sweep through China and Vietnam whilst ripping down Pepsi adverts of David Beckham everywhere we go. The new owner will lay on special heavy duty transport for all Liverpool fans to accompany the team and drink lots of beer whilst slapping each other on the back, singing loudly and wearing strange shorts.