big gay simon goes to the doctors to get his test results. The doctor says ''i'm sorry simon but you have AIDS''. Simon is devastated and asks the doctor what to do. The Doc says eat: 1 Sausage 1 head of cabbage 20 Jalepeno peppers 40 walnuts half a box of All Bran cereal and top it off with a gallon of prune juice.
Simon says ''will this cure me doctor?''
NO said the doctor, but it will give you a better understanding of what your ARSE is for !!
Hey wheres that other thread gone with lots of jokes about Everton & Heather Mills jokes?? That was hilarious......I cant seem to find them as I only saw it today?? Have they been deleted by the mod?
I love that picture well my bitter half of the family will be recieving these as christmas presents from me, But the 06 will have a big fat cross on it
There is no-one anywhere in the world at any stage who is any bigger or any better than this football club.
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying:
"Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident'
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks..........