by RedRoots » Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:54 am
A man walks down the road with a banana in his ear, and a man walks past him. Startled, he shouts to the man, 'Oi, you've got a banana in your ear!' The man turns around and takes the banana out and says, 'Sorry mate, I couldn't hear you, I had a banana in my ear!'
I'm Irish so I shouldn't really find this funny, but I just replace Micks name with Gary Neville and all is well.
Paddy, Mick and Murphy are working down the mine. Paddyk decides to play a prank on Mick, and so, holding his hand up a gainst the rockface, says "'ere, Mick. Oi betcha can't punch moi hand." So Mick takes a big swing and at the last moment Paddy pulls his hand away. Micks fist crumples into the rockface. Holding his shattered hand, Mick says, "Ow, that's a good one. Oi think Oi'll go troy it on Murphy." So he wanders over to Murphy, puts his hand in front of his face and says "'Ere, Murphy. Betcha can't hit me hand with that shovel..."