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[Judge]

Q: what's got 2 tiny balls and f*cks oriental girls?

A: peewee

there's that bobby charlton twin joke again     

[hawkmoon269]

MY BOSS !!!!

[Judge]

your boss what?

[hawkmoon269]

Is a Joke!

[Judge]

Q: what has a hazelnut in every bite?



















A: Squirrel shit

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Q: what's got 2 tiny balls and f*cks oriental girls?

A: peewee

there's that bobby charlton twin joke again     

[Judge]

Q: what's got 2 tiny balls and f*cks oriental girls?

A: peewee

there's that bobby charlton twin joke again     

we'll have to call you ''mac3 turbo boy'' from now on 

[woof woof !]

Two Irishmen go into a pet shop.
"We'll be havin' four of dem dare budgerigars!" says
Seamus.
"Dat's right!" says Paddy, "Dose four dare, dey look
nice 'n fit!"
So the petshop owner puts the four budgies in a little
box and Seamus and Paddy set off in their van.
"Oive bin lookin' forward to doin' dis ALL week," said
Seamus, very excitedly.
"Me too!" agrees Paddy, "Me too!"
Eventually they get to the top of a huge cliff and
Seamus parks the van.
"Say, dis looks a grand place!" says Seamus.
"It does dat!" agrees Paddy, looking down the 1000ft
drop.
"Well, dis is it!" Seamus shouts in excitement, as he
takes two of the little budgies out of the box, places
one on each shoulder and   jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as Seamus plummets all the way to the
bottom, where he   crashes to the ground, stone dead.
"Fook that for a game......"" says Paddy with a frown,
peering over the edge and shaking his head. "Dis
budgie jumping looks too fookin dangerous to me......"


   

[Woollyback]

Q:  what goes "clippity clop, clippity clop, clippity clop, BANG!! clippity clop, clippity clop"?















A:  an Amish drive-by     

[Judge]

Deep Thoughts............
>>
>>If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
>>
>>One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
>>
>>If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
>>apes?
>>
>>Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
>>
>>Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
>>
>>What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered
>>plant?
>>
>>Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean
>>them?
>>
>>If the police arrest a mime, does he still have the right to remain
>>silent?
>>
>>Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
>>
>>Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
>>
>>If a pit bull humps your leg you'd better fake an orgasm.
>>
>>Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright
>>until you hear them speak.
>>
>>Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
>>
>>Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a cunt.
>>
>>Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right.
>>
>>The easiest way to find something that's lost is to buy a replacement.
>>
>>How come when you open a can of evaporated milk it's still there?
>>
>>Why is there only one Monopolies commission?
>>
>>If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.
>>
>>Guns don't kill people - Husbands who come home early kill people.
>>
>>Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is
>>dead?
>>
>>If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold
>>tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
>>
>>Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
>>
>>Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand
>>up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic?
>>
>>Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries'
>>have a 'use by' date?
>>
>>Is French kissing in France just called kissing?



strange but true     

[anfieldadorer]

[mitch22]

Whats Frank Bruno and a turd got in common.? ?


When they come out the ring the both go round the bend

[mitch22]

why did the pie cross the road 

cos it was meat n potato

[Afroman]

Two Irishmen go into a pet shop.
"We'll be havin' four of dem dare budgerigars!" says
Seamus.
"Dat's right!" says Paddy, "Dose four dare, dey look
nice 'n fit!"
So the petshop owner puts the four budgies in a little
box and Seamus and Paddy set off in their van.
"Oive bin lookin' forward to doin' dis ALL week," said
Seamus, very excitedly.
"Me too!" agrees Paddy, "Me too!"
Eventually they get to the top of a huge cliff and
Seamus parks the van.
"Say, dis looks a grand place!" says Seamus.
"It does dat!" agrees Paddy, looking down the 1000ft
drop.
"Well, dis is it!" Seamus shouts in excitement, as he
takes two of the little budgies out of the box, places
one on each shoulder and   jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as Seamus plummets all the way to the
bottom, where he   crashes to the ground, stone dead.
"Fook that for a game......"" says Paddy with a frown,
peering over the edge and shaking his head. "Dis
budgie jumping looks too fookin dangerous to me......"


   

Thats class 

[Ciggy]

What's the difference between a Bra and Everton?

A Bra has more cups and better support and you can only get two t1ts in a bra you get 30,000 at Everton.
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Mikel Arteta has just woke up in bed and the doctors have told him he has some good news and some bad

You wont play for Everton again

Arteta says

What the bad news?