His name is Ryan Babel they said he was class
but he turned out to be a pain in the a$$
Rafa played him on the wing one European night
thats when we found out he was a load of old sh!te.
So Roy's gonna flog him for 9 million quid
and we'll be shut of this useless squid
He was supposed to be feking amazing
but his head looked like a chocolate raisin
I THANK YOU
