Most of Southampton’s residents are b@stard children, and are quite often born with horrific disfigurements, primarily because of the sailors that stopped off for a few days to do their “business”, spread tropical STD’s then jump back aboard their vessels and sail off into the sunset, never to be seen again – no one visits Southampton twice. The lack of father figures has resulted in a higher than average crime rate.
With an imbalance between permanent female and male residents in Southampton, most women are the sole bread-winners in their households. The number one occupation is prostitution, and the highest earners tend to be those with the least amount of bodily defects.
stmichael » Thu Sep 19, 2013 3:58 pm wrote:I can't believe some of the negativity I've read regarding this game as if we're playing Real Madrid or something. It's Southampton. They've won 5 out of their last 20 league games and have scored a mighty 2 goals this season.
2-0 to us.
stmichael » Thu Sep 19, 2013 3:58 pm wrote:I can't believe some of the negativity I've read regarding this game as if we're playing Real Madrid or something. It's Southampton. They've won 5 out of their last 20 league games and have scored a mighty 2 goals this season.
2-0 to us.
redno7 » Thu Sep 19, 2013 2:27 pm wrote:Interesting facts about our visitors town...
Most of Southampton’s residents are b@stard children, and are quite often born with horrific disfigurements, primarily because of the sailors that stopped off for a few days to do their “business”, spread tropical STD’s then jump back aboard their vessels and sail off into the sunset, never to be seen again – no one visits Southampton twice. The lack of father figures has resulted in a higher than average crime rate.
With an imbalance between permanent female and male residents in Southampton, most women are the sole bread-winners in their households. The number one occupation is prostitution, and the highest earners tend to be those with the least amount of bodily defects.
Benny The Noon » Thu Sep 19, 2013 3:56 pm wrote:Going to be tough ! I'm unbeaten in match threads this season - should have let me start the thread
redno7 » Fri Sep 20, 2013 10:11 am wrote:
no offense but your match thread openers are full of facts with stats and figures and blah blah yaaawwnn. At least I try to raise a smile with some bizzare facts or a half dressed female!
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