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[adamnbarrett]

Now kromkamp has officially left we need a replacement. It surely must be neil.

[NiftyNeil]

Now kromkamp has officially left we need a replacement. It surely must be neil.

Me?

Well Mr Barrett, you're very flattering, and although I'd love to wear the famous Red jersey -  I would only hold the team back with my erratic tackling and my wayward passes.   

[adamnbarrett]

Now kromkamp has officially left we need a replacement. It surely must be neil.

Me?

Well Mr Barrett, you're very flattering, and although I'd love to wear the famous Red jersey -  I would only hold the team back with my erratic tackling and my wayward passes.   

Sorry I meant Lucas Neil 

[welsh wizzard]

Reports coming of Sky Sports News is that Salif Diao, currently a member of Liverpool Football Club, is a conman. The " real" Salif Diao, disapeared when the plane he was travelling on from Sydney to LA, to watch a Lakers game, disapeared. Many experts believe the plane crashed somewhere by Fiji. The "real" Diao, who also when by the name Eko, disapeared with the rest of flight 815 and it is something of a internet conspiracy about the missing plane.

  The conman "Diao" is actually a fisherman from Senegal who was playing football on the planes of Senegal, when Mr Houllier, who was in town to sign Diouf, walked pass, "Diao" had just tackled a 8 year old boy and Houllier was amazed. He approached the fisherman, and asked him his name. As the fisherman had been in shock since Senegals win over France at World Cup 2002, he had not stopped chanting the goal scorers name - the man " Salif Diao". When asked his name, his reply "Salif Diao, Salif Diao!!!!"

Houllier immediatly signed him on a 5 year 20 grand a week contract.

Unfortunatley the real diao's body has never been found, and the fake diao still has not sorted out his speech problem.

Jamie Carragher said in 2004.

" The lad loves himself he keeps chanting his name"

Gerrard said in 2005 pitch side after he had lifted the European Cup.

" Why is that lad on the pitch, all he does is chant his own name,"

Quality Rafa mate.


Hey LFC fan leave them rumours to me it doesn't take a ferdinand brain to work out we are on verge of signing Neil from Blackburn with Kromcrap going to psv.

[Raj_Xedos]

is there any update on Lucan Neill anyone??

[adamnbarrett]

Come on Rafa, 3 hours 40 minutes left. Pull your finger out and get Lucas Neil on board.

[The Manhattan Project]

is there any update on Lucan Neill anyone??

Alas no.

He disappeared after killing that woman and was never seen again.

[Dundalk]

whos he?

[Igor Zidane]

They seek him here ,they seek him there ;that illiussive pimperniel.

[stmichael]

This is starting to do my head in.

You would have thought we would have learnt lessons from trying to sort out transfers on deadline day.

[madred]

is there any update on Lucan Neill anyone??

Alas no.

He disappeared after killing that woman and was never seen again.

Lord Lucan Funny how most of us are hoping we sign a player we would have gladly seen poleaxed over the last few seasons. Personally i hope we do get him though. He can win over those fans easily if he shows us what he can do.

[66-1120597113]

whos he?

A mediocre player that some on here seem to regard as LFC material which he's not!!

I can't wait to all this specualation is over...it does my head in!

I just want LFC to be playing week in week out and winning games!
The season has only started and the players are off to play 2 fecking Euro qualifiers for their countries...talk about frustrating.

[The Manhattan Project]

EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!!!


ROSSI SIGNS FOR NEWCASTLE ON LOAN!!!!

[XSD]

We need cover for Finnan now that Kromkamp is gone.

Lets hope we sign Neil or we might be saying 'diao' more often than we wish this season.

[66-1120597113]

Its not the end of the world if we dont sign cover for Finnan !

If he does get injured,Carra can play RB well and we have other options in Central defence!Ffs our squad is huge and looking a lot more quality than previous seasons.

We dont really NEED another RB!