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by **bunglemark2** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:36 pm

bavlondon wrote:
bunglemark2 wrote:edit

I don't get it.

I had to delete it, it was so bad...

by **tubby** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:37 pm

bunglemark2 wrote:
bavlondon wrote:
bunglemark2 wrote:edit

I don't get it.

I had to delete it, it was so bad...

PM it to me, I love bad jokes.

by **Red-er-Dare** » Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:24 am

Q. What is the capital of Ireland?

About 4 euros.

by **woof woof !** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:02 pm

I was holiday with MetalHead at some remote Oasis .

Must admit the scenery was stunning but there was a distinct lack of action.

One morning MetalHead stuck his head into my tent and shouted "the camels are coming ! the camels are coming !!!

Our local guide asked "how many ? " and MetalHead says' "about 30" and at that point the whole camp starts legging it towards the approaching Camels.

Trying to keep up with MetalHead I ask "MH, there's 30 Camels and only 10 of us, why the rush ? "

MH replies " Woof, you don't want to get an ugly one "

:laugh:

by **metalhead** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:13 pm

dibs!!!

by **stmichael** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:04 pm

GOAL FLASH: Tramnear Rovers 4 Weatherfield 0 (Driver 18,20,35,50)

by **Red-er-Dare** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 1:58 pm

I walked up to a random Ginger bloke today & asked him:"If you had 7 girls phone numbers in one pocket & 8 girls phone numbers in the other pocket, what would you have?""I would have 15 girls phone numbers" he replied.I said "Wrong, you would have somebody elses trousers on, you Ginger c*nt!"

by **Red-er-Dare** » Sun Dec 19, 2010 4:42 am

My wifes had christmas tattooed on one side of her pussy and new year on the other side. I said,"why have you had that done?"

She said, "your always moaning there's nothing to eat between christmas and new year

by **Dundalk** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:40 pm

I had a chinese meal delivered last night and the driver said it was £20.

I asked him if he knew the name of Jordans child from Dwight Yorke? he said "Harvey Price" so I gave him a tenner and shut the door

by **Greavesie** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:29 pm

Harfey Price DD, Harfey Price

by **Weallliveinaperrygrovesworld** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:40 pm

My girlfriend said, "Fancy a bit of phone fun tonight?"
I said, "Yeah, definitely. Let's call your mum and tell her you've died."

by **Weallliveinaperrygrovesworld** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:40 pm

I bought Bonnie Tyler's car last year on ebay.

It's :censored:

awful, every now and then it falls apart.

by **Dundalk** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:00 pm

My racing snail hasn't been doing too well recently so I removed his shell thinking it would make him more aerodynamic.
It hasn't worked; if anything, he's more sluggish.

by **Greavesie** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:11 pm

its always the simple ones

by **redhayesy** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 11:42 pm

i bought the wife a pair of tortoise skin slippers for xmas-the door bell rang that day -it's taken her till now to fecking answer it!

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