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[redhayesy]

my sexy chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger. it was only when i had my trousers round my ankles & my c0ck out.......... that i realised she wanted to rent out her spare room!!

[Dundalk]

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people of Dubai don't watch the Flintstones, but the people of Abu dhabi doo   

[metalhead]

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people of Dubai don't watch the Flintstones, but the people of Abu dhabi doo   

Holy cr@p thats funny, I'm going to send it to my friends in Abu Dhabi

[bunglemark2]

I went into a bookshop and said, "I'm looking for the book I ordered on small penises."
She said, "I don't think it's in yet."
I said, "yep that's the one!"

[Kharhaz]

The rich Sultan of Istanbul was dying from a disease that baffled the medical world for months before they discovered that only a blood transfusion would save him. It was a rare blood group and a search throughout the globe revealed there was only one man who could match the sultan's blood group. It was Jock McTavish from the Highlands.

Jock donated the blood. It saved the sultan's life and shortly afterwards Jock received a gift of £5,000.

Two years later the sultan had a relapse and Jock was asked to supply more of his unique blood. Again the sultan recovered and soon after Jock received a gift of £2,000.

When the sultan fell ill for the third time Jock once again came to the rescue with more Celtic blood. The sultan recovered and sent Jock a thank-you note.

[tommycockles]

The rich Sultan of Istanbul was dying from a disease that baffled the medical world for months before they discovered that only a blood transfusion would save him. It was a rare blood group and a search throughout the globe revealed there was only one man who could match the sultan's blood group. It was Jock McTavish from the Highlands.

Jock donated the blood. It saved the sultan's life and shortly afterwards Jock received a gift of £5,000.

Two years later the sultan had a relapse and Jock was asked to supply more of his unique blood. Again the sultan recovered and soon after Jock received a gift of £2,000.

When the sultan fell ill for the third time Jock once again came to the rescue with more Celtic blood. The sultan recovered and sent Jock a thank-you note.

haha, was a bit slow at first but got it in the end!!

[dawson99]

The rich Sultan of Istanbul was dying from a disease that baffled the medical world for months before they discovered that only a blood transfusion would save him. It was a rare blood group and a search throughout the globe revealed there was only one man who could match the sultan's blood group. It was Jock McTavish from the Highlands.

Jock donated the blood. It saved the sultan's life and shortly afterwards Jock received a gift of £5,000.

Two years later the sultan had a relapse and Jock was asked to supply more of his unique blood. Again the sultan recovered and soon after Jock received a gift of £2,000.

When the sultan fell ill for the third time Jock once again came to the rescue with more Celtic blood. The sultan recovered and sent Jock a thank-you note.

haha, was a bit slow at first but got it in the end!!

I don't get it 

[tommycockles]

The rich Sultan of Istanbul was dying from a disease that baffled the medical world for months before they discovered that only a blood transfusion would save him. It was a rare blood group and a search throughout the globe revealed there was only one man who could match the sultan's blood group. It was Jock McTavish from the Highlands.

Jock donated the blood. It saved the sultan's life and shortly afterwards Jock received a gift of £5,000.

Two years later the sultan had a relapse and Jock was asked to supply more of his unique blood. Again the sultan recovered and soon after Jock received a gift of £2,000.

When the sultan fell ill for the third time Jock once again came to the rescue with more Celtic blood. The sultan recovered and sent Jock a thank-you note.

haha, was a bit slow at first but got it in the end!!

I don't get it 

the more Scottish blood he had the tighter he got.

[dawson99]

The rich Sultan of Istanbul was dying from a disease that baffled the medical world for months before they discovered that only a blood transfusion would save him. It was a rare blood group and a search throughout the globe revealed there was only one man who could match the sultan's blood group. It was Jock McTavish from the Highlands.

Jock donated the blood. It saved the sultan's life and shortly afterwards Jock received a gift of £5,000.

Two years later the sultan had a relapse and Jock was asked to supply more of his unique blood. Again the sultan recovered and soon after Jock received a gift of £2,000.

When the sultan fell ill for the third time Jock once again came to the rescue with more Celtic blood. The sultan recovered and sent Jock a thank-you note.

haha, was a bit slow at first but got it in the end!!

I don't get it 

the more Scottish blood he had the tighter he got.

aha! lol

(cheers)

[redhayesy]

iv'e just been watching a lesbian porn film,Blue-ray on my 3D HD TV. for added effect i put 2 open cans of tuna on the radiator,it's like i'm in the room!  

[tubby]

my sexy chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger. it was only when i had my trousers round my ankles & my c0ck out.......... that i realised she wanted to rent out her spare room!!

I'm having that one mate! 

[tubby]

What did Captain Picard say to the repairman about his broken textile machine? "Make it sew."

[redhayesy]

the wife asked me to take her shopping to buy something to make her look sexy................  you should have seen her face when i bought 24 cans of Lager!

[bunglemark2]

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[tubby]

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I don't get it.