by The Manhattan Project » Tue May 08, 2007 6:18 am
The game: Liverpool vs Charlton, in a football match.
The place: The side of the Mersey, apparently.
The time: Saturday at 3 O'Clock, because Sky don't care about us.
Interesting facts
- Our opponents on Saturday are known commonly as "Charlton Athletics Club", though what hurdles and 400 metre relay races have to do with football is beyond Manhattan.
- Charlton is officially the capital of the United Kingdom.
- The club is supported by famous names such as Jim Davidson and Garry Bushell, both noted for their participation in the "Kick Racism Back Into Football" campaign.
- Charlton are known as "The Addicks" and last season tried to sign "Billy The Fish" from Viz Magazine.
- "Only Fools and Horses" character "Rodney" had "Charlton" as a middle name.
- "Only Fools and Horses" character "Del Boy" had "Total Network Solutions" as his middle name.
- Charlton's all-time highest win was a 1000-nil result against "South London Girls School" in 1957.
- Charlton's all-time highest defeat was a nil-1001 result against "South London Girls School" in 1957 in the second leg.
- Iain Dowie's niece plays for Charlton's ladies team. Thankfully she was adopted, so she doesn't look like her uncle.
- During Charlton's time at Selhurst Park, a forest and nature reserve flourished inside "The Valley" stadium and served as the home environment of several species previously undiscovered and unseen by human eyes.
- All the above species were killed by a big JCB when the club moved back to "The Valley".
- The club was formed by noted football players Jack and Bobby Charlton, and lesser noted weather presenter Suzanne Charlton.
- There is absolutely no connection whatsoever between Charlton Athletic FC and the city of Charleston, South Carolina.
- Former snooker legend Eddie Charlton died in 2004. He will be greatly missed.
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