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by **Afroman** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:36 pm

Yo mama so fat when God said let there be light she had to move out of the way

by **66-1120597113** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:41 pm

Yer ma's like a hobby horse......................Everyone gets a turn!

by **liverpoolrich** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:42 pm

Afroman wrote:Yo mama so fat when God said let there be light she had to move out of the way

thats old i expected more from u :no

by **Afroman** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:45 pm

Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

by **Afroman** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:46 pm

Yo Mama So Stupid she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.

by **policy** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 7:03 pm

Your momma so fat when I said it was chilly outside, she went and got a spoon.

Your momma so fat when she cut her leg, gravy spilled out.

by **jonnymac1979** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 7:10 pm

Your mamma's so fat, that we're inside her right now.

by **The Ace1983** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 7:27 pm

Your Mama is so stupid, she's got eleven fingers and fifteen toes and still can't count up to twenty-six!

Ya ma jokes - Got any 'ya mar jokes?' stick ere!