Ya ma jokes - Got any 'ya mar jokes?' stick ere!
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by wrighty (not mark!) » Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:29 pm
any yer mar jokes?They always used to be the combacks in High School, immature but funny tho!
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by Afroman » Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:44 pm
I don't usually enter in such in mature threads as this one but
Yer ma is so ugly minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."
Yer ma is so ugly minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."
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by ckay » Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:46 pm
Your mama is so fat:
The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
When she hauls
she has to make two trips.
They had to grease a door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through.
When she dances she makes the band skip.
Instead of Levi's 501 jeans she wears Levi's 1002s.
When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
When I yell "Hey, Kool-Aid!" she comes crashing through the wall.
She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Her has its own congressman.
Her belt size is "Equator"
Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
When God said "Let there be light" he told her to move her fat out of the way.
When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw HER peanuts.
Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
She can't even jump to a conclusion.
Her nickname is "DAMN!"
She has to iron her pants on the driveway.
The shadow of her weighs 100 pounds.
When her beeper goes off people think it's cause she's backin up.
The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
When she hauls
she has to make two trips. They had to grease a door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through.
When she dances she makes the band skip.
Instead of Levi's 501 jeans she wears Levi's 1002s.
When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
When I yell "Hey, Kool-Aid!" she comes crashing through the wall.
She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Her
has its own congressman. Her belt size is "Equator"
Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
When God said "Let there be light" he told her to move her fat
out of the way. When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw HER peanuts.
Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
She can't even jump to a conclusion.
Her nickname is "DAMN!"
She has to iron her pants on the driveway.
The shadow of her
weighs 100 pounds. When her beeper goes off people think it's cause she's backin up.
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by 109-1093441336 » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:04 pm
ckay wrote:Your mama is so fat:
They had to grease a door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through.
look like someone actually went to a jokes site (an american one aswell) to show his verbal might.
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by 7_Kewell » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:20 pm
your ma is so fat, she's got t!ts on both sides of her body
“You cannot transfer the heart and soul of Liverpool Football Club, although I am sure there are many clubs who would like to buy it.”
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by 109-1093441336 » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:25 pm
Your ma is soo cheap i typed "sl.ut" in Amazon and her photo came up.
(just made that up. originality at least)
i'll think of some more krap, but original, ma jokes in a mo.
(just made that up. originality at least)
i'll think of some more krap, but original, ma jokes in a mo.
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by liverpoolrich » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:35 pm
Your Mama So Fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!
folk exercise by jogging around her!
when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!
folk exercise by jogging around her!
when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
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