by policy » Thu Sep 01, 2005 7:03 pm
Your momma so fat when I said it was chilly outside, she went and got a spoon.
Your momma so fat when she cut her leg, gravy spilled out.
Mourinho was customizing his flashy blue racing car -- applying the finishing touches of go-faster stripes, aerodynamic spoilers and a fat f@ck you exhaust -- while on his red car, Benitez was trying to glue together a broken chassis, repair bodywork and replace burst tyres.
- Paul Tomkins