Jokes
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by stevie_g@LFC » Fri Mar 04, 2005 4:50 pm
a few for the book -
Q: Why did God create alcohol?
A: So ugly people have a chance to have sex
Q: If Moms have Mothers Day, and Fathers have Fathers Day. What do Single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine.
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice.
The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why.
The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, "What's wrong with the coworker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "He's a midget.
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says,
"Can I smell your tw8t?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says,
"Certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies.
"It must be your feet, then."
A lesbian goes to a gynecologist and the gynecologist says "I must say, this is the cleanest p.ussy I've seen in ages."
"Thanks," said the lesbian. "I have a woman in 4 times a week."
Q: Why did God create alcohol?
A: So ugly people have a chance to have sex
Q: If Moms have Mothers Day, and Fathers have Fathers Day. What do Single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine.
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice.
The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why.
The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, "What's wrong with the coworker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "He's a midget.
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says,
"Can I smell your tw8t?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says,
"Certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies.
"It must be your feet, then."
A lesbian goes to a gynecologist and the gynecologist says "I must say, this is the cleanest p.ussy I've seen in ages."
"Thanks," said the lesbian. "I have a woman in 4 times a week."
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