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by **Paul C** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:15 pm

Anyone know any good jokes?

And don't say our defending against set pieces

by **Ciggy** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:31 pm

A bad football team is like an old bra - no cups and little support.

by **Paul C** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:34 pm

by **Honolulu Bob** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:37 pm

An eight year old boy asks his mother, "Mum, is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male and female."
This confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well," she says, "God is both black and white."
This really confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent, the mother answers, "Well, God is both gay and straight."

At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks...

"Is Michael Jackson God?"

by **Paul C** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:40 pm

*thumbs up*

by **Leonmc0708** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 5:49 pm

Whats the difference between a Giraffe and a JCB??

One has hydraulics the other has high Bollox.....

by **Paul C** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 10:52 pm

Leon thats bad mate

by **who the hell is diarra** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:25 pm

Honolulu Bob wrote:An eight year old boy asks his mother, "Mum, is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male and female."
This confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well," she says, "God is both black and white."
This really confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent, the mother answers, "Well, God is both gay and straight."

At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks...

"Is Michael Jackson God?"

by **Dom1** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:40 pm

Honolulu Bob wrote:An eight year old boy asks his mother, "Mum, is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male and female."
This confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well," she says, "God is both black and white."
This really confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent, the mother answers, "Well, God is both gay and straight."

At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks...

"Is Michael Jackson God?"

wow

looking at the facts im seriously contemplating the fact that Michael Jackson is GOD

by **Paul C** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 12:15 pm

He can't be, David Caresh was god

by **mynameisred** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 2:30 pm

What happened to Jesus when he went to mount olive?

Popeye kicked the s.*i*e out of him.

by **mynameisred** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 2:32 pm

Man rings up work one morning and says to his boss 'I cant come into work today Im sick Boss', to which his manager replies 'how sick are you we are really busy today', 'well' says the man, 'Pretty sick, Im in bed with my sister at the moment'.

by **anfieldadorer** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 3:33 pm

you are sick

by **mynameisred** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 6:31 pm

Yeah I must have been to sleep with yo mama

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