Igor Zidane wrote:i work at freshfields station in formby and i was talking to some workies who are apparently building a house for him there,means nothing i suppose as he can always sell it but it is interesting
marklfc wrote:[
what a load of sh!te south enders are the salt of the earth its the fockin north enders who are all in breds and are afraid to step out of county road
Igor Zidane wrote:stmichael wrote:good article off RAWK
The two main problems with Steven Gerrard are that he's a young scouser and from South Liverpool. This results in him being a depressive sod 99% of the time and giving downbeat interviews that could have been directed by Mike Leigh. Quite simply genetics and geography have turned him into a miserabilist.
Firstly the age thing - scousers for generations have been known as friendly, warm, garrulous people with a great sense of humour. They've been the pinnacle of the Lancashire spirit which saw music halls earlier in the century, then TV later, dominated by comedians from the north west and Liverpool in particular. In contrast there's never been a comedian from Yorkshire - a cold county full of cold humourless people.
However the Nova-Scouser (TM pending) is dour, cynical and taciturn with a permanent scowl on their face*. Gerrard is merely a product of this generation. Its King. No longer is it considered the done thing to crack a joke, smile or be positive among the New Scouse Generation.
Stevie's other problem is he's from South Liverpool and this exacerbates the situation. Eh, hang on he's from Huyton I hear you say, wasn't he born in Whiston hospital. Surely that's central/east Liverpool? Yes, very true, but Huyton has always been the refugee camp for those escaping South Liverpool in the same way that Kirkby is populated by those fleeing North Liverpool. Different tribes. And as we all know North Liverpolitans have always been far funnier (and harder by the way) than South Liverpolitans. Kirkbyites are jocular, hopeful people as a result. Huytonites the opposite.
If you plot cheerfulness on a graph with age on the x axis and south Liverpool at 0 and North Liverpool at 10 on the y axis you'll find Stevie G is fighting overwhelming odds in an attempt to smile. In contrast the theory suggests that Jamie Carragher, Bootle boy born and bred, should come out beaming. And practice shows he does - he's well known as the squad's joker and you'll never find him suggesting we can't win a trophy. His pint is always three quarters full. And look at Carra's Dad who not only has North Liverpool but age in his favour. Last week he fought to get back into an England friendly. That's a work of comedic genius.
So next time you see a Stevie G interview and start to despair, just remember everything has conspired against him. And that the only solution is for the club doctor to prescribe him prozac.
what a load of sh!te south enders are the salt of the earth its the fockin north enders who are all in breds and are afraid to step out of county road
cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:Igor Zidane wrote:stmichael wrote:good article off RAWK
The two main problems with Steven Gerrard are that he's a young scouser and from South Liverpool. This results in him being a depressive sod 99% of the time and giving downbeat interviews that could have been directed by Mike Leigh. Quite simply genetics and geography have turned him into a miserabilist.
Firstly the age thing - scousers for generations have been known as friendly, warm, garrulous people with a great sense of humour. They've been the pinnacle of the Lancashire spirit which saw music halls earlier in the century, then TV later, dominated by comedians from the north west and Liverpool in particular. In contrast there's never been a comedian from Yorkshire - a cold county full of cold humourless people.
However the Nova-Scouser (TM pending) is dour, cynical and taciturn with a permanent scowl on their face*. Gerrard is merely a product of this generation. Its King. No longer is it considered the done thing to crack a joke, smile or be positive among the New Scouse Generation.
Stevie's other problem is he's from South Liverpool and this exacerbates the situation. Eh, hang on he's from Huyton I hear you say, wasn't he born in Whiston hospital. Surely that's central/east Liverpool? Yes, very true, but Huyton has always been the refugee camp for those escaping South Liverpool in the same way that Kirkby is populated by those fleeing North Liverpool. Different tribes. And as we all know North Liverpolitans have always been far funnier (and harder by the way) than South Liverpolitans. Kirkbyites are jocular, hopeful people as a result. Huytonites the opposite.
If you plot cheerfulness on a graph with age on the x axis and south Liverpool at 0 and North Liverpool at 10 on the y axis you'll find Stevie G is fighting overwhelming odds in an attempt to smile. In contrast the theory suggests that Jamie Carragher, Bootle boy born and bred, should come out beaming. And practice shows he does - he's well known as the squad's joker and you'll never find him suggesting we can't win a trophy. His pint is always three quarters full. And look at Carra's Dad who not only has North Liverpool but age in his favour. Last week he fought to get back into an England friendly. That's a work of comedic genius.
So next time you see a Stevie G interview and start to despair, just remember everything has conspired against him. And that the only solution is for the club doctor to prescribe him prozac.
what a load of sh!te south enders are the salt of the earth its the fockin north enders who are all in breds and are afraid to step out of county road
Oi Igor im a northender and not afraid to step on county road
Benitez issues warning to Gerrard
Reds skipper Steven Gerrard
Gerrard plays down hopes
Liverpool manager Rafael Benitez has ordered captain Steven Gerrard not to play down their Champions League ambitions and be more positive.
Gerrard told the BBC that the Reds were unlikely to win the trophy this year.
Benitez responded: "I spoke to Steven and said to him that in future it's better to think we can win the Champions League. Why not?"
He said: "We need winners here and everyone thinking only of winning. I always want to win."
I think Stevie was being realistic not negative
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Benitez added: "When we lose I only think of solutions. If you only think about winning the next game, you don't know what the draw will be.
"If we can win the next game, maybe we will draw a side that isn't so strong, or a side with injuries or suspensions."
Benitez is hoping to win his first trophy since arriving at Liverpool from Valencia when they play Chelsea in the Carling Cup on Sunday in Cardiff.
Gerrard, however, has played down the remarks he made.
"I did an interview while I was in Barcelona last week and someone saved certain things I said until the day of the Champions League, that I didn't think we could win the Champions League," he said.
"That was not how it was meant and not how I wanted it to come across.
"I was saying that the odds were against us winning it this year, but that doesn't mean we will not give it our best shot - but there are a lot of good teams left in the competition."
The Return of the Judge wrote:onizukaeikichi wrote:pls **** off, damn it SG!!
what??
kingofthegreen wrote:The Return of the Judge wrote:onizukaeikichi wrote:pls **** off, damn it SG!!
what??
seems he is a little p1ssed at SG's own goal, maybe?
with any luck, he will make up for it at leverkusen!?!
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