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Ben Patrick wrote:

babu wrote:Brilliant.

kin ell blast from the past, where you been mate ? 

babu wrote:

Ben Patrick wrote:

babu wrote:Brilliant.

kin ell blast from the past, where you been mate ? 

work dude. But I read the forum everyday on my BB, i just can't post much anyone.

Its gonna be a good weekend now!

Igor Zidane wrote:Just got this off of another site , genuine aswell i'm told .


The following letter was sent to Liverpool FC by the wife of a Liverpool fan…

Igor Zidane wrote:Just got this off of another site , genuine aswell i'm told .


The following letter was sent to Liverpool FC by the wife of a Liverpool fan…

Dear Mr./Sir/King Kenny Dalglish

I am writing to you to "fix it for me" to have my husband's heart & undivided attention back please. It's been missing since 8th January 2011, the date you were appointed caretaker manager at LFC. Granted, despite the dodgy tracksuits, you're not Jimmy Saville but I thought I'd give it a shot cause since this date the following changes have taken place;

· My husband has regressed back to childhood and no longer talks, he now shouts excitedly punctuating every 2nd sentence with 'Dalglish'.
· He has taken up five-a-side footy (at the age of 34) in the desperate belief his lifelong dream of training with you at Anfield will now come true (seriously!!)
· He no longer sits down to watch LFC matches - he stands two inches away from the telly talking animatedly to the players and to you....you can hear him right? Well the neighbours 5 doors down can.
· He religiously follows all levels of LFC football so every morning I awake to a story about you & LFC, the team, fixtures, injuries, statistics, antidotes, quotes, photos, trivia, the youth players etc..... and again each evening without fail. Without fail.
· He mentions your name more than mine.... (that's a tough one to swallow I have to admit)
· Since your return his dream of scoring the winning goal to lift the Premiership title for LFC has returned, so at night I endure the dreaming, the tossing & turning and the kicking - I have the bruises to prove it.
· He joined Twitter to follow you & all things LFC related. This wouldn't have been a big deal only I work in Social Media and spent the previous year trying to get him on Twitter with no success. One word got him on @kennethdalglish (he's @cookiedub1 in case you want to tell him to put on the 1986 kit he still has & join the team!)
· And lastly when asked what his happiest memory was, he smiled broadly with emotion welling up in his eyes and proudly announced .......your appointment as caretaker manager of LFC ...... eh we were only recently married at the time!!


So Kenny I'm a realist there's probably no chance he's going to change, he's LFC to the core. It appears that at the altar he failed to mention there's another bird I'll be sharing him with for life - the Liver Bird. The only thing I ask is that you don't break his heart, you sign a permanent contract, get knighted and keep doing what you're doing because despite all of the above you've taken 20 years off him already & given me endless weekends away shopping in Liverpool!


Yours sincerely



The Wife (@ginabo)

  i know the lad who put that up .absolute quality , i was laughin for hours , its true though yeh know that letter just sums up us all. Even my other half has said its ages since hes seen me this happy im not a miserable arl cow anymore . yeh just seem to hang on to every word he says and when you see him you just smile. Its a great great feeling isnt it. we get our club back, we get our Kenny back which will make it all the more sweeter when we knock the drunk off his perch and take our record back, Its fate in it , its just written in the stars ,

NANNY RED wrote:

Igor Zidane wrote:Just got this off of another site , genuine aswell i'm told .


The following letter was sent to Liverpool FC by the wife of a Liverpool fan…

Dear Mr./Sir/King Kenny Dalglish

I am writing to you to "fix it for me" to have my husband's heart & undivided attention back please. It's been missing since 8th January 2011, the date you were appointed caretaker manager at LFC. Granted, despite the dodgy tracksuits, you're not Jimmy Saville but I thought I'd give it a shot cause since this date the following changes have taken place;

· My husband has regressed back to childhood and no longer talks, he now shouts excitedly punctuating every 2nd sentence with 'Dalglish'.
· He has taken up five-a-side footy (at the age of 34) in the desperate belief his lifelong dream of training with you at Anfield will now come true (seriously!!)
· He no longer sits down to watch LFC matches - he stands two inches away from the telly talking animatedly to the players and to you....you can hear him right? Well the neighbours 5 doors down can.
· He religiously follows all levels of LFC football so every morning I awake to a story about you & LFC, the team, fixtures, injuries, statistics, antidotes, quotes, photos, trivia, the youth players etc..... and again each evening without fail. Without fail.
· He mentions your name more than mine.... (that's a tough one to swallow I have to admit)
· Since your return his dream of scoring the winning goal to lift the Premiership title for LFC has returned, so at night I endure the dreaming, the tossing & turning and the kicking - I have the bruises to prove it.
· He joined Twitter to follow you & all things LFC related. This wouldn't have been a big deal only I work in Social Media and spent the previous year trying to get him on Twitter with no success. One word got him on @kennethdalglish (he's @cookiedub1 in case you want to tell him to put on the 1986 kit he still has & join the team!)
· And lastly when asked what his happiest memory was, he smiled broadly with emotion welling up in his eyes and proudly announced .......your appointment as caretaker manager of LFC ...... eh we were only recently married at the time!!


So Kenny I'm a realist there's probably no chance he's going to change, he's LFC to the core. It appears that at the altar he failed to mention there's another bird I'll be sharing him with for life - the Liver Bird. The only thing I ask is that you don't break his heart, you sign a permanent contract, get knighted and keep doing what you're doing because despite all of the above you've taken 20 years off him already & given me endless weekends away shopping in Liverpool!


Yours sincerely



The Wife (@ginabo)

  i know the lad who put that up .absolute quality , i was laughin for hours , its true though yeh know that letter just sums up us all. Even my other half has said its ages since hes seen me this happy im not a miserable arl cow anymore . yeh just seem to hang on to every word he says and when you see him you just smile. Its a great great feeling isnt it. we get our club back, we get our Kenny back which will make it all the more sweeter when we knock the drunk off his perch and take our record back, Its fate in it , its just written in the stars ,

Haven't seen you on here for a while Nan, Welcome back on behalf of me and the tumble weed blowing around this place.

roberto green wrote:

NANNY RED wrote:

Igor Zidane wrote:Just got this off of another site , genuine aswell i'm told .


The following letter was sent to Liverpool FC by the wife of a Liverpool fan…

Dear Mr./Sir/King Kenny Dalglish

I am writing to you to "fix it for me" to have my husband's heart & undivided attention back please. It's been missing since 8th January 2011, the date you were appointed caretaker manager at LFC. Granted, despite the dodgy tracksuits, you're not Jimmy Saville but I thought I'd give it a shot cause since this date the following changes have taken place;

· My husband has regressed back to childhood and no longer talks, he now shouts excitedly punctuating every 2nd sentence with 'Dalglish'.
· He has taken up five-a-side footy (at the age of 34) in the desperate belief his lifelong dream of training with you at Anfield will now come true (seriously!!)
· He no longer sits down to watch LFC matches - he stands two inches away from the telly talking animatedly to the players and to you....you can hear him right? Well the neighbours 5 doors down can.
· He religiously follows all levels of LFC football so every morning I awake to a story about you & LFC, the team, fixtures, injuries, statistics, antidotes, quotes, photos, trivia, the youth players etc..... and again each evening without fail. Without fail.
· He mentions your name more than mine.... (that's a tough one to swallow I have to admit)
· Since your return his dream of scoring the winning goal to lift the Premiership title for LFC has returned, so at night I endure the dreaming, the tossing & turning and the kicking - I have the bruises to prove it.
· He joined Twitter to follow you & all things LFC related. This wouldn't have been a big deal only I work in Social Media and spent the previous year trying to get him on Twitter with no success. One word got him on @kennethdalglish (he's @cookiedub1 in case you want to tell him to put on the 1986 kit he still has & join the team!)
· And lastly when asked what his happiest memory was, he smiled broadly with emotion welling up in his eyes and proudly announced .......your appointment as caretaker manager of LFC ...... eh we were only recently married at the time!!


So Kenny I'm a realist there's probably no chance he's going to change, he's LFC to the core. It appears that at the altar he failed to mention there's another bird I'll be sharing him with for life - the Liver Bird. The only thing I ask is that you don't break his heart, you sign a permanent contract, get knighted and keep doing what you're doing because despite all of the above you've taken 20 years off him already & given me endless weekends away shopping in Liverpool!


Yours sincerely



The Wife (@ginabo)

  i know the lad who put that up .absolute quality , i was laughin for hours , its true though yeh know that letter just sums up us all. Even my other half has said its ages since hes seen me this happy im not a miserable arl cow anymore . yeh just seem to hang on to every word he says and when you see him you just smile. Its a great great feeling isnt it. we get our club back, we get our Kenny back which will make it all the more sweeter when we knock the drunk off his perch and take our record back, Its fate in it , its just written in the stars ,

Haven't seen you on here for a while Nan, Welcome back on behalf of me and the tumble weed blowing around this place.

Can't say I'm much different.. Been so excited since he returned.  I went to Disneyland with my girlfriend and her family right after Daglish singed the 3 year contract and I had to shout "The King has returned!" at least 50 times while we were there... Waiting in lines, at the top of the roller coasters, eating lunch, taking a p!ss in the bathroom, even in the awkward moments you share with strangers in an elevator.  It was the first time I'd ever been to disneyland so she was all excited about how much I'd love it, but I was much to focused on Dalglish's contract to think about disneyland.  Even when the stupid trolley people taking us back to our cars skipped us, I yelled that King Kenny will fecking kill him if he skips us again.. The parents of all the 5 year olds around me probably didn't appreciate that too much tho.

My girlfriend wasn't too happy about it, but feck disneyland, THE KING HAS RETURNED!!!

Igor Zidane wrote:Just got this off of another site , genuine aswell i'm told .


The following letter was sent to Liverpool FC by the wife of a Liverpool fan…

Dear Mr./Sir/King Kenny Dalglish

I am writing to you to "fix it for me" to have my husband's heart & undivided attention back please. It's been missing since 8th January 2011, the date you were appointed caretaker manager at LFC. Granted, despite the dodgy tracksuits, you're not Jimmy Saville but I thought I'd give it a shot cause since this date the following changes have taken place;

· My husband has regressed back to childhood and no longer talks, he now shouts excitedly punctuating every 2nd sentence with 'Dalglish'.
· He has taken up five-a-side footy (at the age of 34) in the desperate belief his lifelong dream of training with you at Anfield will now come true (seriously!!)
· He no longer sits down to watch LFC matches - he stands two inches away from the telly talking animatedly to the players and to you....you can hear him right? Well the neighbours 5 doors down can.
· He religiously follows all levels of LFC football so every morning I awake to a story about you & LFC, the team, fixtures, injuries, statistics, antidotes, quotes, photos, trivia, the youth players etc..... and again each evening without fail. Without fail.
· He mentions your name more than mine.... (that's a tough one to swallow I have to admit)
· Since your return his dream of scoring the winning goal to lift the Premiership title for LFC has returned, so at night I endure the dreaming, the tossing & turning and the kicking - I have the bruises to prove it.
· He joined Twitter to follow you & all things LFC related. This wouldn't have been a big deal only I work in Social Media and spent the previous year trying to get him on Twitter with no success. One word got him on @kennethdalglish (he's @cookiedub1 in case you want to tell him to put on the 1986 kit he still has & join the team!)
· And lastly when asked what his happiest memory was, he smiled broadly with emotion welling up in his eyes and proudly announced .......your appointment as caretaker manager of LFC ...... eh we were only recently married at the time!!


So Kenny I'm a realist there's probably no chance he's going to change, he's LFC to the core. It appears that at the altar he failed to mention there's another bird I'll be sharing him with for life - the Liver Bird. The only thing I ask is that you don't break his heart, you sign a permanent contract, get knighted and keep doing what you're doing because despite all of the above you've taken 20 years off him already & given me endless weekends away shopping in Liverpool!


Yours sincerely



The Wife (@ginabo)

Ciggy wrote:My 3 cards can go now for being correct about that other feckin fraud that used to be here 

Kenny, kenny Id walk a million miles for one of your goals Kenny  Love him to bits !!!!

Welcome back