by bigmick » Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:22 pm
To come back to Crouch being rotated/rested out of form though just briefly. This was before Torres arrived. It was during that period, that excrutiatingly long, painful and barren period when we were going through the "but I just can't understand why he can't score, he looked sooo good in the Dutch league" stage with Kuyt. Eventually we realised that it was mostly because he never had a shot, but it took us a while. After that of course we cottoned onto the fact that in terms of deflecting it in with various parts on his anatomy, his knee, his shoulder, his back, his b0ll0cks etc he was actually quite prolific in that particular discipline. Unfortunately though, such is the nbature of the game that no amount of flexibility, bravery and unpredictability as to which part of his body would make contact with the ball before it flew into the net could make up for the fact he was garbage up front. The nature of football is you score more goals with shots and headers than you do with "knee ins", so Dirk was hoisted by his own patard to some extent.
Course since then we bunged him out on the right where he runs around a lot, and bizarrely scores more than he ever did while playing up front. Just shows you, although I'm not entirely sure exactly what it shows.
"se e in una bottigla ed e bianco, e latte".