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by **andy_g** » Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:12 am

GRAHAM01 wrote:Honestly some folk will take offence at anything.
I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop
and all I asked was "How are you getting on?"

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A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems.
"Can you describe the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor.
"Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair."

by **made in UK** » Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:25 am

My next door neighbours are French, lovely people btw. They just asked me if my kids and I fancy a water fight with them. So I've popped onto the forum to type this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil.

by **made in UK** » Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:26 am

Edit: Double de post.

by **account deleted by request** » Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:26 am

by **LFC2007** » Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:29 am

How is that funny?

by **made in UK** » Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:34 am

LFC2007 wrote:How is that funny?

Nir nor nir nor, thought police!

by **account deleted by request** » Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:37 am

LFC2007 wrote:How is that funny?

Presumably he is going to make them wait while he has a cup of tea?

by **made in UK** » Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:39 am

s@int wrote:
LFC2007 wrote:How is that funny?

Presumably he is going to make them wait while he has a cup of tea?

Exactly S@int!

by **LFC2007** » Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:45 am

made in UK wrote:
LFC2007 wrote:How is that funny?

Nir nor nir nor, thought police!

Why did you change it then?

by **made in UK** » Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:50 am

LFC2007 wrote:
made in UK wrote:
LFC2007 wrote:How is that funny?

Nir nor nir nor, thought police!

Why did you change it then?

Because of people like you, is it okay now that its French then?

Its a fecking joke FFS!

Theres plenty of them in here.

by **Number 9** » Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:52 am

Must have said something "racist" in the first one......FFS LFC 2007 lighten up lad its only a joke thread!

by **LFC2007** » Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:56 am

made in UK wrote:Because of people like you

So I'm getting to you? :laugh:

by **made in UK** » Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:01 am

LFC2007 wrote:
made in UK wrote:Because of people like you

So I'm getting to you?

How is that funny?

by **Number 9** » Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:04 am

Im starving now..gonna have an Indian for dinner!

Hes called Sanjay!!

*JOKE THREAD JOKE THREAD JOKE THREAD*

by **made in UK** » Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:04 am

Number 9 wrote::laugh:
Must have said something "racist" in the first one......FFS LFC 2007 lighten up lad its only a joke thread!

Now that is a joke :laugh:

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