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Postby KOPMATT » Fri May 16, 2008 10:53 am

Igor Zidane wrote:
NANNY RED wrote:Copied this off RAWK one of the funniest pics ive seen :laugh:  :laugh:

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That one of Jamie Carraghers kids

Love that piccy nan, he is a scary fecker. THe lads done well since he's come in and doesn't look out of place . See next year how he gets on when agger is fit .

thats Fab that! :D
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Postby The Manhattan Project » Fri May 16, 2008 11:45 am

He's a good buy.

He defends well and he looks vaguely like Kurgan from Highlander.


Next year, he'll bring a sword onto the pitch.
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Postby andy_g » Fri May 16, 2008 12:01 pm

KOPMATT wrote:
Igor Zidane wrote:
NANNY RED wrote:Copied this off RAWK one of the funniest pics ive seen :laugh:  :laugh:

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That one of Jamie Carraghers kids

Love that piccy nan, he is a scary fecker. THe lads done well since he's come in and doesn't look out of place . See next year how he gets on when agger is fit .

thats Fab that! :D

no. this is fab.

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Postby Dundalk » Fri May 16, 2008 12:08 pm

NANNY RED wrote:Copied this off RAWK one of the funniest pics ive seen :laugh:  :laugh:

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That one of Jamie Carraghers kids

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Postby The Manhattan Project » Fri May 16, 2008 1:09 pm

A few seconds after that photo was taken, Skrtel chopped down that kid.
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Postby Toffeehater » Fri May 16, 2008 1:11 pm

The Manhattan Project wrote:I thought Roberts was out of line for throwing a tantrum when Skrtel only got a yellow card.

He should have punished for his reaction and his bad language.

That rule only applies for mascherano and LFC players

After masch was sent off , for dissent , loads of players have been doing it but still no action taken  :no
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Postby Owzat » Fri May 16, 2008 6:22 pm

Be fair, the ref HAD to send Mascherano off to make sure he got his winners medal off the mancs same as the other refs
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Postby SundanceKid » Sat May 17, 2008 8:14 pm

I do recall lots of goal saving tackles Skrtel made, but I do remember some plays where he totally let someone go by. As soon as I remember what game, I'll post it. But that one game alone makes me a bit weary. I hope he won't do that too much.
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Postby JoeTerp » Sat May 17, 2008 8:20 pm

well first choice next year will likely be Carra and Agger. Skrtel will be a really solid cover centre half.
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Postby europian-kings » Sat May 17, 2008 8:46 pm

possibilities involving this lad.....
3 at the back? what with finan getting on a bit and riise set to go maybe carra skrtel and agger wil be used as a back 3 mroe often.
carragherr mod to right back? rafa plays him there sumtyms and maybe coulkd make this more often now?
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Postby Pepe25 » Sat May 17, 2008 9:55 pm

Would agger be a decent choice for left back , id rather agger carra skrtel dossena
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Postby Cool Hand Luke » Sat May 17, 2008 10:20 pm

4 good centre backs for next year, not an area we need to worry about as I think they call all form good partnerships.
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Postby Igor Zidane » Mon Jul 21, 2008 2:39 pm

Ripped this off TLW ,by a fella called Warrior Poet.

Made me smile .


Apple pays Skrtel 99p every time he listens to a song.

Can sneeze with his eyes open.

Can kill two stones with one bird.

Once destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Does not sleep. He waits.

Can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

Once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

Einsteins original theory of relativety was: if Martin Skrtel kicks you your relatives will feel it.

is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

can divide by zero.

once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

Martin Skrtel does not run. He jumps on the spot and the earth moves into position

If two Martin Skrtels tackled each other at the same time, time would collapse and the Earth would cease to exist.

was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost

doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage

is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

Before he goes to sleep, the bogeyman checks the cupboards for Martin Skrtel.

Martin Skrtel is the one remaining Highlander

They once made a Martin Skrtel toilet paper, but there was a problem - it wouldn't take :censored: from anyone.

Martin Skrtel puts the laughter in manslaughter.

let the dogs out

make onions CRY!!!

Martin Skrtel doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Martin Skrtel is Martin Skrtel.

As soon as he was born he grabbed the midwife, the doctors and nurses by their ankles and slapped their :censored: then went on a 22 pint drinking spree.

Invented Cessarian Section by roundhousing himself out of his mother

Martin Skrtel sees dead people, then kills them again.

Martin Skrtel made BA get on a plane without the use of drugs

When Martin Skrtel types LOL you can actually hear him laugh out loud.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Martin Skrtel.

When Martin Skrtel was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Martin Skrtel.

If you can see Skrtel he can see you, if you can't see Skrtel you may only be seconds away from death.

Martin Skrtel draws all his strength from Kryptonite, it does not weaken him.
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Postby Bad Bob » Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:19 pm

Igor Zidane wrote:Ripped this off TLW ,by a fella called Warrior Poet.

Made me smile .


Apple pays Skrtel 99p every time he listens to a song.

Can sneeze with his eyes open.

Can kill two stones with one bird.

Once destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Does not sleep. He waits.

Can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

Once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

Einsteins original theory of relativety was: if Martin Skrtel kicks you your relatives will feel it.

is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

can divide by zero.

once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

Martin Skrtel does not run. He jumps on the spot and the earth moves into position

If two Martin Skrtels tackled each other at the same time, time would collapse and the Earth would cease to exist.

was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost

doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage

is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

Before he goes to sleep, the bogeyman checks the cupboards for Martin Skrtel.

Martin Skrtel is the one remaining Highlander

They once made a Martin Skrtel toilet paper, but there was a problem - it wouldn't take :censored: from anyone.

Martin Skrtel puts the laughter in manslaughter.

let the dogs out

make onions CRY!!!

Martin Skrtel doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Martin Skrtel is Martin Skrtel.

As soon as he was born he grabbed the midwife, the doctors and nurses by their ankles and slapped their :censored: then went on a 22 pint drinking spree.

Invented Cessarian Section by roundhousing himself out of his mother

Martin Skrtel sees dead people, then kills them again.

Martin Skrtel made BA get on a plane without the use of drugs

When Martin Skrtel types LOL you can actually hear him laugh out loud.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Martin Skrtel.

When Martin Skrtel was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Martin Skrtel.

If you can see Skrtel he can see you, if you can't see Skrtel you may only be seconds away from death.

Martin Skrtel draws all his strength from Kryptonite, it does not weaken him.
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Somehow these work better for Skrtel than they did for "The Voronator"!  :pirate
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Postby metalhead » Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:22 pm

PMSL :laugh:
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