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by **Judge** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:42 pm

how about those of us that dont need satnav, gps or an ordnance survey map to get where we are going ?

we're the best

by **Bad Bob** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:45 pm

Judge wrote:how about those of us that dont need satnav, gps or an ordnance survey map to get where we are going ?

we're the best

Precisely, mate. The real, real men don't need maps at all (that innate sense of direction I spoke of). :nod

by **Judge** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:56 pm

perhaps we should dedicate a thread to the real worlds real men

by **Reg** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:57 pm

I hate people who wear those jeans that fall down past their :censored:

and their boxers are showing.

Its the biggest cry for sad attention ever - 'look at me, I´m retarded'.

Feckin' hate them.

by **Bad Bob** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:30 pm

Reg wrote:I hate people who wear those jeans that fall down past their and their boxers are showing.

Its the biggest cry for sad attention ever - 'look at me, I´m retarded'.

Feckin' hate them.

Agreed, Reg. :nod

So, if we're keeping tally, the following are not acceptable styles for jeans:

1) skinny (Dundalk)
2) baggy (John Craig)
3) falling off yer a.rse (Reg)

Right, kakis it is!

by **Judge** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:35 pm

Bad Bob wrote:
Reg wrote:I hate people who wear those jeans that fall down past their and their boxers are showing.

Its the biggest cry for sad attention ever - 'look at me, I´m retarded'.

Feckin' hate them.

Agreed, Reg.

So, if we're keeping tally, the following are not acceptable styles for jeans:

1) skinny (Dundalk)
2) baggy (John Craig)
3) falling off yer a.rse (Reg)

Right, kakis it is!

theyre probably into half mast kecks

by **Big Niall** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:48 pm

A bandana or a hat.

by **JC_81** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:51 pm

Judge wrote:
john craig wrote:Headsets for your mobile phone - Is your wrist broken? Just hold the fu.ckin thing.

dickheads who hold there mobile phone whilst driving, without a headset

@rseholes who feel the need to speak on the phone at all when driving. What's wrong with the radio?

by **CarlosRocks** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:06 pm

Rosary beads and especially those coloured plastic ones........unless your religious of coarse.

by **dawson99** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:09 pm

Blokes shouldnt own facebook... you dont need to 'poke' your virtual friends or stalk your ex

by **Dundalk** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:10 pm

dawson99 wrote:Blokes shouldnt own facebook... you dont need to 'poke' your virtual friends or stalk your ex

by **Roger Red Hat** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:15 pm

nah, just go around and poke her properly :laugh:

ring her to tell her at 3 in the morning after a session on the beer first though :laugh:

by **Judge** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:18 pm

Lee J wrote:nah, just go around and poke her properly ring her to tell her at 3 in the morning after a session on the beer first though

another true story from the autobiography book of lee

by **Lando_Griffin** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:46 pm

Judge wrote:how about those of us that dont need satnav, gps or an ordnance survey map to get where we are going ?

we're the best

I didn't realise you were Agoraphobic, Judge...

by **Roger Red Hat** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:45 pm

hey I dont like spiders either judge, dont worry mate

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