Liverpool FC Forum

[Judge]

dawson - why cant men own or use an iron?

[Raj_Xedos]

have we said hair straighteners!!! ?

[JBG]

Smigs.

They were naff in 1998, even more ridiculous now.

[Judge]

Smigs.

They were naff in 1998, even more ridiculous now.

are these smigs?

??

[red37]

Snuff

[JC_81]

Earrings - fu.cking look gay on blokes

T-shirts that are blatantly too tight - I don't wat to see guys' nips so put them away

Oversized headphones - You're not a fu.cking DJ and even if you are there's no need for them walking down the street - you look like an @rsehole

Pink T-shirts - ridiculous unless you actually are gay

Sandals - unless your name's Moses and you live in the desert

Necklaces/ 'gold' chains - Unless it's the 80's and you're a fan of Miami Vice, leave it to the ladies eh?

Travel pillows - these pri.cks that pull them out of a bag on the plane - are you 5 years old?

Sweat bands - you still see the odd one, it's not on.  You're not Andy Murray, and even he's a tw@t

Baggy jeans - just buy a pair that fit.  Tw@ts

Headsets for your mobile phone - Is your wrist broken?  Just hold the fu.ckin thing.

Umbrella - wise up

A diary - that's what your brain's for

Rugby shirt - especially when you're built like a pipe cleaner

Vest/ 'wifebeater' - Chavvy b@st@rds. 


I could go on

[Dundalk]

Please do

[stmichael]

A name for his penis, even if it's a really clever name.

[GYBS]

Whats wrong with umbrellas ?? i got a golf one i use and its very handy when hammering dowm

[Roger Red Hat]

Whats wrong with umbrellas ?? i got a golf one i use and its very handy when hammering dowm

[GYBS]

So its better to be all manly and turn up looking like a drowned rat and being freezing cold and stinking ?!

[Judge]

Headsets for your mobile phone - Is your wrist broken?  Just hold the fu.ckin thing.

dickheads who hold there mobile phone whilst driving, without a headset

[Bad Bob]

Sat navs and GPS units.  Proper men have an innate sense of direction or at least know how to read a feckin map.

[aCe']

Sat navs and GPS units.  Proper men have an innate sense of direction or at least know how to read a feckin map.

Men who own maps and know how to read em was going to me my next one 

[Bad Bob]

Sat navs and GPS units.  Proper men have an innate sense of direction or at least know how to read a feckin map.

Men who own maps and know how to read em was going to me my next one 

You're defo a disgrace to your gender if you can't sort out a map.  Real men ONLY consult maps in private, however.  Scan it once, file the information away and then get out there and go to it.  None of this pulling over and get the map spread out on the hood of the car nonsense.  You'll just look a ponce.