Stuff men shouldnt own

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Postby RED BEERGOGGLES » Mon Jul 16, 2018 1:22 pm

maguskwt » Tue Jul 10, 2018 7:51 am wrote:
RED BEERGOGGLES » Thu May 10, 2018 4:10 pm wrote:Bumped ,because its simply too funny to let die

A karaoke machine ,you're inviting all kinds of audible evil to permeate your home.
Velcro wallets ,how in gods name can you be taken seriously if you constantly have the noise abatement society on your back.
A Kappa tee shirt.....self explanatory that one
A gaydar ,leave the intuition to the women or the nearly women.
Jesus sandals ,unless you are Jesus or just generally like collecting dirt between your toes.
A cravat ,unless you're a judge or talk with a lisp.
A selfie stick ,they intrude on other peoples airspace and are only marginally less unmanly than Judge Rinder.
Own beachfront property in Brighton  ,again self explanatory.

Huh... a gaydar is good to avoid any unnecessary misunderstandings  :D


It is ,but men are not supposed to have one ,I rely on the wife to pick up the vibes and then warn me discreetly  :D
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