Liverpool FC Forum

[Emerald Red]

I'm in the clear for all this stuff - except one.

I own an umbrella, even worse it is a small one that fits in a coat pocket.

Yeah, on second thoughts, I'd rather be soaked than pull one of them out. Do you have a manbag to fit that in?

[metalhead]

depends though redhaysey, some people wear sunglasses indoors because they had an operation in their eyes or have an infection.

but yes, its gay to wear sunglasses indoors

[redhayesy]

A cat, unless it's big enough to eat yer

Or a dog that doesn't at least come up to your knee.

Also, lip balm, hand lotion and similar "products" for men are verboten.  We're men--we're supposed to be rough and rugged, not smooth and polished.    (don't get started on men that feel the need to wax themselves...weirdos )

  fecking lotions etc.

[redhayesy]

So, basically, the goal is to just be the opposite of these muppets, is it not?

sums them up -once a w@nker,always a w@nker!

[redhayesy]

depends though redhaysey, some people wear sunglasses indoors because they had an operation in their eyes or have an infection.

but yes, its gay to wear sunglasses indoors

spot on mate if they have an infection in their eye it's cause theyv'e worn sunglasses indoors the day before an have had a good smack in the eye for doing so in the first place.    or somthing more sinester that i won't say for fear of a card. 

[redhayesy]

just thought of another classic- men wearing fecking  speedo's!

[redhayesy]

A shower cap.

superb one mate-that is just fecking un-acceptable.

[redhayesy]

Nose Hair Trimmers.

[Greavesie]

wearing scarfs with no coat kind of annoys me n all, especially when these people get indoors and leave the scarf on

[redhayesy]

stupid fecking xmas musical ties! they are just so wrong to own.

[red37]

Fella's who go the hairdresser - its the BARBERS you soft gets.

Nose hair trimmers 

[Number 9]

wearing scarfs with no coat kind of annoys me n all, especially when these people get indoors and leave the scarf on

In the summer..kill em all!!

[LFC2007]

[Dazzer]

Nose Hair Trimmers.

you rather let ya nose hair grow out and make plats ! 

[peterc1992]

I live in Dublin and never see it - you must be hanging out in the george bar

I agree witht he pink shirt - who the hell decided men could wear pink shirts and look straight? defo not!

I know about 5 lads who own or have owned a hair straightener...I even know one guy who let his sister straighten his hair once.Now this guy has really curly hair but is still a joke..I give him abuse over it but he just trys t make it look like  its allrite.He also wears an ear ring and has no shame in wearing pink....WAIT FOR IT







































He has a girlfriend aswelll!!!!!!