Stuff men shouldnt own

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Postby Reg » Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:51 pm

People with more than one mobile phone, usually put in a line in front of them on the table.   Homo time.
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Postby ConnO'var » Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:52 pm

The collected works of Richard Clayderman...... seriously suspect.
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Postby dawson99 » Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:53 pm

ConnO'var wrote:The collected works of Richard Clayderman...... seriously suspect.

I had to google that... you're on dodgy ground yerself for even knowing the name mate  :Oo:  :D
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Postby Dazzer » Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:07 pm

Bad Bob wrote:
Judge wrote:how about those of us that dont need satnav, gps or an ordnance survey map to get where we are going ?

we're the best :p

Precisely, mate.  The real, real men don't need maps at all (that innate sense of direction I spoke of).   :nod   :D

Thats Right I need only glance at a map for 2 secounds and I think I know where every thing is.  :nod
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:11 pm

Reg wrote:People with more than one mobile phone, usually put in a line in front of them on the table.   Homo time.

drug dealers!
Sex, drugs and sausage rolls!
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Postby Judge » Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:24 pm

Lee J wrote:hey I dont like spiders either judge, dont worry mate

lando is referring to a fear of open spaces lee, not fear of spiders  :D

also what is lando on about? how does that tie in to what i said??
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Postby mistyred » Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:01 pm

Bad Bob wrote:
aCe' wrote:
Bad Bob wrote:Sat navs and GPS units.  Proper men have an innate sense of direction or at least know how to read a feckin map. :D

Men who own maps and know how to read em was going to me my next one  :laugh:

:no

You're defo a disgrace to your gender if you can't sort out a map.  Real men ONLY consult maps in private, however.  Scan it once, file the information away and then get out there and go to it.  None of this pulling over and get the map spread out on the hood of the car nonsense.  You'll just look a ponce.  :D

I remember when i told my wife i knew a shortcut to hastings  from london and ended up in Portsmouth.

I'm a real man, at 10pm at night i just simply said "Look son there's Pompey's football ground".


The misses was p'issed but hey i'm never wrong and i refuse
to ever believe i'm lost  :laugh:
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Postby LFC2007 » Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:29 pm

Judge wrote:also what is lando on about? how does that tie in to what i said??

You wouldn't be going very far if you didn't have a map/gps.
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Postby LFC2007 » Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:30 pm

mistyred wrote:
Bad Bob wrote:
aCe' wrote:
Bad Bob wrote:Sat navs and GPS units.  Proper men have an innate sense of direction or at least know how to read a feckin map. :D

Men who own maps and know how to read em was going to me my next one  :laugh:

:no

You're defo a disgrace to your gender if you can't sort out a map.  Real men ONLY consult maps in private, however.  Scan it once, file the information away and then get out there and go to it.  None of this pulling over and get the map spread out on the hood of the car nonsense.  You'll just look a ponce.  :D

I remember when i told my wife i knew a shortcut to hastings  from london and ended up in Portsmouth.

I'm a real man, at 10pm at night i just simply said "Look son there's Pompey's football ground".


The misses was p'issed but hey i'm never wrong and i refuse
to ever believe i'm lost  :laugh:

:laugh:  :laugh:
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Postby anti-hero » Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:31 pm

F.UCKING POPPED COLLARS.

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and if it wasnt gay enough, historical evidence of one of its early trendsetters -









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GAY.
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Postby andy_g » Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:00 pm

of the things banned so far in this thread i proudly own the following:

soap (and shower gel), deodorant, lip balm, moisturiser (proper mens' one though), french movies on dvd, umbrella (x2), facebook account, piercings (2 in one ear), trainer socks, pictures of animals (not posters - interesting animals), diary, hat,

tomorrow i will buy some hair straighteners just to bother the fuck out of you all, you opinionated bunch of twonks

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Postby metalhead » Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:00 pm

Bad Bob wrote:Sat navs and GPS units.  Proper men have an innate sense of direction or at least know how to read a feckin map. :D

not unless you live in a middlr of the desert and its 50C outside and you need to go somewhere thats not even located on the map but just found somewhere in the desert.

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Postby dawson99 » Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:03 pm

ive got:
french movies on dvd
some soap
shower gel?

the rest of it, is for women, andyg is from now on the little spoon in the equation
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Postby andy_g » Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:06 pm

dawson99 wrote:ive got:
french movies on dvd
some soap
shower gel?

the rest of it, is for women, andyg is from now on the little spoon in the equation

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spoony_g is in da house


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Postby dawson99 » Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:09 pm

just wait til the big spoon finds you mate ;)

but who said french dvds?
Have they never seen irreversible?
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