Liverpool FC Forum

[Judge]

how about those of us that dont need satnav, gps or an ordnance survey map to get where we are going ?

we're the best

[Bad Bob]

how about those of us that dont need satnav, gps or an ordnance survey map to get where we are going ?

we're the best

Precisely, mate.  The real, real men don't need maps at all (that innate sense of direction I spoke of).      

[Judge]

perhaps we should dedicate a thread to the real worlds real men

[Reg]

I hate people who wear those jeans that fall down past their and their boxers are showing.

Its the biggest cry for sad attention ever - 'look at me, I´m retarded'.

Feckin' hate them.

[Bad Bob]

I hate people who wear those jeans that fall down past their and their boxers are showing.

Its the biggest cry for sad attention ever - 'look at me, I´m retarded'.

Feckin' hate them.

Agreed, Reg.

So, if we're keeping tally, the following are not acceptable styles for jeans:

1) skinny (Dundalk)
2) baggy (John Craig)
3) falling off yer a.rse (Reg)

Right, kakis it is!

[Judge]

I hate people who wear those jeans that fall down past their and their boxers are showing.

Its the biggest cry for sad attention ever - 'look at me, I´m retarded'.

Feckin' hate them.

Agreed, Reg.

So, if we're keeping tally, the following are not acceptable styles for jeans:

1) skinny (Dundalk)
2) baggy (John Craig)
3) falling off yer a.rse (Reg)

Right, kakis it is!

theyre probably into half mast kecks 

[Big Niall]

A bandana or a hat.

[JC_81]

Headsets for your mobile phone - Is your wrist broken?  Just hold the fu.ckin thing.

dickheads who hold there mobile phone whilst driving, without a headset

@rseholes who feel the need to speak on the phone at all when driving.  What's wrong with the radio?

[CarlosRocks]

Rosary beads and especially those coloured plastic ones........unless your religious of coarse.

[dawson99]

Blokes shouldnt own facebook... you dont need to 'poke' your virtual friends or stalk your ex

[Dundalk]

Blokes shouldnt own facebook... you dont need to 'poke' your virtual friends or stalk your ex

[Roger Red Hat]

nah, just go around and poke her properly    ring her to tell her at 3 in the morning after a session on the beer first though

[Judge]

nah, just go around and poke her properly    ring her to tell her at 3 in the morning after a session on the beer first though

another true story from the autobiography book of lee 

[Lando_Griffin]

how about those of us that dont need satnav, gps or an ordnance survey map to get where we are going ?

we're the best

I didn't realise you were Agoraphobic, Judge...

[Roger Red Hat]

hey I dont like spiders either judge, dont worry mate