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Postby Judge » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:20 am

s@int wrote:
dawson99 wrote:It's even affecting the racing world!!!

Jockeys at tomorrows Ascot meeting will wear black armbands out of respect for Jacko who successfulyl rode more 3 year olds than anyone in recent memory

:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

And the winner of the funniest Jackson joke is ........

that what is found in the jokes thread  :laugh:
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Postby GYBS » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:20 am

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:23 am

MJ has died from a heart attack brought on by the disapointment of finding out that £2000 for a 10 year old only applied to the car scrappage scheme
Sex, drugs and sausage rolls!
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Postby Dundalk » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:24 am

NEWS FLASH: Gary Glitter has offered millions for Michael Jacksons computer
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Postby Dundalk » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:25 am

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I hang my head in shame  :blush:
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Postby GYBS » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:26 am

Brilliant keep them coming
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Postby Dundalk » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:27 am

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:sniffle  :sniffle  :sniffle
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Postby GYBS » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:28 am

:laugh:

now that made me laugh hard
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Postby GYBS » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:29 am

Michael Jackson didn’t die from a heart attack, in actual fact he drowned. He fell in a pool and no one would throw him a buoy
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Postby Dundalk » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:31 am

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Im sorry im sorry....
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Postby Dundalk » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:32 am

MJ is HISTORY. I blame it on the boogie. The paramedics said they got to be starting something. The doctors said it would be as easy as 123 but rumours have it he was struck down by a smooth criminal. A Liberian Girl was quoted as saying "Leave me alone." He will have End of the Road played at his funeral - he always did prefer boys to men.
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Postby Dundalk » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:35 am

This is the story all about how my pulse got flipped turned upside down,
Now I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I died in Bel Air.
In Gary Indiana born and raised,

In the plastic surgeon room is where I spent most of my days,
chillin out, maxin, relaxing all cool, hanging around sweating outside the local school,
when a couple of parents said I was up to no good,
said I was molesting their kids in the neighborhood.
I got in one little incident and the police got scared and said "Your dangling you baby in the german air"

I whistled for a boy and when he came near the
situation was a trap with a camera in the mirror
If anything I could say that now I was scared
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

My.... blood.... stopped in my heart about seven or eight
And I yelled to the world yo, home smell you later
Slipped into a coma I was finally there
Dead of cardiac arrest in my home in bel-air
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Postby Dundalk » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:37 am

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Postby dawson99 » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:41 am

we're going to hell Dundalk :D
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