by Owzat » Thu May 28, 2009 1:39 pm
1) Tonyeh will still be going on about Robbie Keane at every opportunity
2) Rafa will sign half a dozen players and we'll be moaning about most of them months into the season
3) Some on here will STILL be b*tching about Kuyt who will probably STILL be one of our best performers
4) We'll still be drawing too many games, unable to break down stubborn defences - "resistance is not futile"
5) Sir Roger will still be wumming away, at least he thinks he's clever if noone else does...............
6) There will be lots of squabbles from the usual suspects
7) fergie and Rafa will also continue their petty sniping
8) We'll play Chelsea, Man Utd or Arsenal by the sixth fixture of next season
9) Man Utd will get their usual easy route to the CL final
10) All the usual suspects will continue to disrespect the ref, show dissent on the pitch, commit dirty fouls and get away with it. ie the FA will do what it says on the tin
11) The morons of football will come up with half-baked schemes to make English football English, kick the Premiership out of Europe, bring the old infirm to the Premiership, cap wages etc etc and nothing much will actually change
12) There will be 1,397 more articles about Alonso leaving Anfield, the media seem determined for that one to go through.
13) Admin will set up a new matchday forum with Bermenstein the only one allowed to start threads in it and Judge will have a hissy fit and start matchday threads in the general discussion just to be typically awkward
14) S@int will finally get his knighthood for services to football forumry to go with his S@inthood.
15) Alonso will hit the bar five times as often as he hits the back of the net, Babel will hit the stands five times more often than he hits the target
16) Pepe will get his golden glove back off the undeserved
17) Newcastle fans will do what Leeds fans have done since sinking to league one, go on about how big a club they are, how playing them is everyone else's cup final and then just about scrape into the play-offs before fluffing their lines and staying put
18) Shearer will end up changing channels and working for "The Championship" on ITV so he can see his beloved side
19) Carra will be so slow and his tackling not timed as well as three seasons ago, that Rafa will call Lawro out of retirement to replace him
20) Andrei Voronin will stay at Anfield, score 13 goals next season and be one of next season's scapegoats for whatever needs one
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