Players to get boot in summer - For reasons explained...........

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Postby 84-1083280474 » Fri Apr 30, 2004 1:04 am

These are the players (and reasons they should be booted from the LFc team this summer) that I would get rid of, to restore some pride and belief in the fans this summer:
1. Emile Heskey..........Reason: worst LFc striker ever, strike ratio 2/60 games!, has the touch on the ball of an amateur, cant control the ball, and falls over if there is a strong breeze, has no class or any other football attributes, 4 years of cr#p form does not lie!
2. Danny Murphy.........Reason: Second worst LFc PLayer ever!...Cant control or pass a ball properly (conference players can do it better!), no impact on a game whatsoever, no pace, half of his passes go to opposition players, Loses ball easily, has a knack of scoring winners at old trafford, and bottles out of challenges.
3. Deitmar Hamman........Reason: PLays so negatively so often, has two paces...jogging and walking!, good but not a great player.
4. Igor Biscan........Reason: lacks any confidence whatsoever and always looks nervous on the ball. No class whatsoever.
5. Cheyrou,,,,,,well overated!
6. Diouf........Reason: has skill and can dribble himself silly, but cant cross or shoot to save his life and is not a team player
7.SMicer..........Reason: very average.
8. Owen.......... Overated. not performed whatsoever this season, and often gets marked out of the game. only effective when gets the ball passed to his feet in the penalty box. Crosses / longballs....useless!
9. HArry kewell.........Only plays well for 4 games a season, and often plays with what seems like no confidence. If i was LFC manager id sell him back to Leeds this summer as he's proveds to be useless!
10. Sami Hypia. We've seen the best of sami in the past 3 years. he has no pace whatsover, and will get skinned by quick forwards every time. time for a change,
11. HOullier and Pinnochio...........def time for a change

Enough is ENOUGH!

stop making a mockery of our reputation Houllier! and do one!
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Postby chiggz_likes_owen » Fri Apr 30, 2004 1:54 am

Keep Owen, Hyypia, Hamann and Murphy and Kewell....[can't throw everyone out] oh and by the way hustler...................................................................................

....Your post is boll##ks  :D
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Postby The Manhattan Project » Fri Apr 30, 2004 1:58 am

Emile Heskey = A lazy ba#ta#d. Needs to go. We should sell him quickly if others are interested.

Danny Murphy = We should keep him.

Dietmar Hamman = Keep.

Igor Biscan = Absolute s##t. He should go.

Cheyrou = He should be sold.

Diouf = Has some skill, but not to our standards. More suited to an inferior league. Should be sold.

Smicer = Average at best. Should be sold.

Owen  = We should keep him. He has suffered from many injuries this season. Unfair to place sole emphasis on scoring on him alone. Needs a good strike partner.

Harry Kewell = He will settle eventually if played in the right position. Keep him.

Sami Hyypia = Keep him.

Houllier and Thompson = Both need to go.
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Postby Dalglish » Fri Apr 30, 2004 2:22 am

Well i see the HUSTLER has arrived a newbie with a bang !!!!!! :p  Some good points but can't help feeling he is frustrated and annoyed at LFC's uinderachievemnet this season. I agree with your choices EXCEPT Owen, Hyppia, Hamann and Kewell.
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Postby 115-1073096938 » Fri Apr 30, 2004 7:55 am

Great another mindless fruicake joins the boards.

What the f##k is happening? Even the people who usually talk sense are starting to come out with cr#p.

Why don't we just sell them all and start again from scratch. You might aswell add Gerrard to your list lad. We'll need the cash to rebuild the squad.

What an idiot  ???
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Postby Leonmc0708 » Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:31 am

Just to confirm Hustler you total idiot, if you got rid of those players, this is what we would be left with .....

Hustler's Squad List

1  Dudek
2  Henchoz
3  Finnan
4
5  Baros
6  Babbel
7
8
9
10
11
13
15 Diao
16
17 Gerrard
18 Riise
20 Le Tallac
21 Taore
22 Kirkland
23 Carragher
24 Pongolle
25
26 Partridge
27 Vignal
28
29 Luzi
31 Diarra
32 Welsh
33 Mellor
34 Potter
35 Warnock
36 Otsemobor
37 Whitbread
38 Foley Sheridan

Nice idea by the way. So whats our best XI from our new squad.

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Postby murphy0151 » Fri Apr 30, 2004 9:17 am

WHAT A NUGGET YOU ARE LAD.
FANS LIKE YOU ALSO NEED TO GO BEFORE NEXT SEASON
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Postby Woollyback » Fri Apr 30, 2004 9:36 am

Where the f##k do these people come from???  Having read some of their posts I can only assume the answer is Manchester.

Sell Owen, Hyypia & Kewell? Hustler I don't know what you were on at 1 o'clock this morning but I'd lay off it if I were you.  ???
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Postby anfieldadorer » Fri Apr 30, 2004 10:28 am

Hustler, I believe you have more than just a mouth on your head. Use the others.
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Postby stmichael » Fri Apr 30, 2004 12:10 pm

what the hell is the hustler on about here?

owen overrated? that's a load of sh#te. the guy is just too good to be playing in this current liverpool team. same for gerrard. kewell has only been here five minutes and everyone's expecting him to set the world on fire. it just aint gonna happen.

hyypia should be kept as he is still a superb reader of the game.

cheyrou should be kept for another season if he is going to get a run in the side. if not sell.

sell, diouf, heskey, smicer, biscan and diao.
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Postby Starbridge42 » Fri Apr 30, 2004 12:47 pm

I know you're new Hustler but please don't open your mouth withour engaging your brain.  Sell Hyypia, Haman, Kewell and Owen?

Hyypia is the focal point of the defence, he may be getting a bit long in the tooth but on his day he is still one of the best defenders in the world.   Hamman?  He is one of the most reliable players, he may not be Pienar's pace but so what, are you?  Kewell's been here for one season and hasn't really been given a settled position.  Kewell is a player who takes time to adjust.  I remember when he first broke into the Australian senior side, after a succesful start at Leeds and in the U23 side he was supposed to come along and make Australia unbeatable.  It didn't happen but he is rapidly becoming one of Australia's best now that he has had time to settle (of course having his club mate (Viduka) partnering him only helped) and the same will happen here.

Sell Owen?  Now that was a stupid thing to say, would you care to name a single player Liverpool could replace him with?  Don't give me cr#p about us getting Henry or Ronaldo or Trezguet or  Vieri or Totti to replace him because they wouldn't come to Liverpool.  Who in their right mind would give up the exalted positions they hold at their respective clubs to play for someone who isn't in the Champions League and can't reach the quarter finals of the UEFA Cup?  Noone.  Owen is a wonderful player and to sell him would be the worst move anyone at Liverpool ever made.
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Postby bedlovedays » Fri Apr 30, 2004 12:53 pm

stu_the_red wrote:Great another mindless fruicake joins the boards.

What the f##k is happening? Even the people who usually talk sense are starting to come out with cr#p.

Why don't we just sell them all and start again from scratch. You might aswell add Gerrard to your list lad. We'll need the cash to rebuild the squad.

What an idiot  ???

thanks for the laugh,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Postby bedlovedays » Fri Apr 30, 2004 12:56 pm

murphy0151 wrote:WHAT A NUGGET YOU ARE LAD.
FANS LIKE YOU ALSO NEED TO GO BEFORE NEXT SEASON

thanks for the laugh
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Postby chiggz_likes_owen » Fri Apr 30, 2004 4:56 pm

murphy0151 wrote:WHAT A NUGGET YOU ARE LAD.
FANS LIKE YOU ALSO NEED TO GO BEFORE NEXT SEASON

hehe, no seriously murphy, thanx got the laugh  :laugh:
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Postby Leonmc0708 » Fri Apr 30, 2004 7:24 pm

chiggz_likes_owen wrote:
murphy0151 wrote:WHAT A NUGGET YOU ARE LAD.
FANS LIKE YOU ALSO NEED TO GO BEFORE NEXT SEASON

hehe, no seriously murphy, thanx got the laugh  :laugh:

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